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Eric has three girlfriends but dosen't know which one to marry, so he decides to give them £5000 each and see how they spend it.
shifty Started conversation Feb 2, 2004
Eric has three girlfriends but dosen't know which one to marry, so he decides to give them £5000 each and see how they spend it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure - the works - and tells Eric "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you, because I love you so much."
The second girl went out and bought new fishing rods, a CD player, a television, a top of the range music system and gives them to Eric. She says "I bought these gifts for you with the money you gave me, because I love you so much."
The third one takes the £5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the £5000 to Eric and reinvests the rest. She says "I'm investing the rest of the money for our future, because I love you so much."
Eric thought long and hard about how each of them spent the money.
He finally decided to marry the one with the best legs!!!!!!!!!
Eric has three girlfriends but dosen't know which one to marry, so he decides to give them £5000 each and see how they spend it.
DAYNURSE Posted Feb 2, 2004
hi shug i tryed to send you an invite in yoome...but i cant find your user name 
will you send one too daynurse or xxlovenursexx 
jean daynurse
xxxxxxx 
Eric has three girlfriends but dosen't know which one to marry, so he decides to give them £5000 each and see how they spend it.
Pinky Posted Feb 3, 2004
Well, that gets me out of a job hahahahaha You have your own PERSONAL nurse now to administxxer the medication hahahahaha Jean be gentle with him please, he's fragile hahahahahahaha Love Pinky xxxx
Eric has three girlfriends but dosen't know which one to marry, so he decides to give them £5000 each and see how they spend it.
shifty Posted Feb 3, 2004
what can i say pinky lol ok jean well do shug
Eric has three girlfriends but dosen't know which one to marry, so he decides to give them £5000 each and see how they spend it.
DAYNURSE Posted Feb 4, 2004
hi pinky lmao oh i will be very gentle with him 
ive got a great beside manner hahahahaahahahahaha..
by name by nature thats me lol.. i give the best bed baths you ever saw !!!!! < 
t/c chat again and
jean
xxxxx 
Eric has three girlfriends but dosen't know which one to marry, so he decides to give them £5000 each and see how they spend it.
DAYNURSE Posted Feb 4, 2004
hi shug still waiting xxxfor that invite from you lol,,,, been looking for your user name and cant cant get it
jean
Eric has three girlfriends but dosen't know which one to marry, so he decides to give them £5000 each and see how they spend it.
shifty Posted Feb 5, 2004
bedside manner ooooh love it lol
Eric has three girlfriends but dosen't know which one to marry, so he decides to give them £5000 each and see how they spend it.
DAYNURSE Posted Feb 6, 2004
mmmm...lol yes beside manner!!!! bedbath is even better ...mmmmmmmmmmmm lol
jean 
xxxxxx
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