h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

log fires...no probs owt to warm you up
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so howz costa del shipley i could do with a visit and a drink or three before my experienced hands get to work
nudge

Costa del Shipley is fine!
You want a drink or three then for installing a fire....my my, you don't charge much do you?? You wanna be careful you don't bankrupt yourself with charging too little
I'll offer you 3 pints & a whisky chaser.....do we have a deal???

yep thats fine so howz you today got ur bikini on in costa del shipley now that would be worth seeing
would not get much work done tho!!
BIG WINK

Bikini??? Are you mad?? Its freezing here!! It was lovely & sunny yesterday though, but you workmen don't work on sundays do you? So who knows what you missed!!!

well if u put ur bikini on i could work on sunday
big big grin

Hey....enough of the flirting.....i'm an engaged woman!!!!

So i take it you haven't got a girlfriend then munchkin??

mmmm yes xxxx

And she is ok with the way you conduct yourself on here???....she's one level headed-lady!!!

So how old are you then??

says the engaged one i,m 39 how about you?
grin

And what is wrong with the way i conduct myself???
I'm 23.

nothing at all just joking mmmmm 23 in a bikini
grin

yeah......well, i ain't gona encourage your sleaze, i'm sure your girlfriend/wife wouldn't approve & quite frankly, you should know better!!!!

So, onto a more suitable subject......
What do you do for a living??
You got any offspring??

errm it was you who first mentioned bikini and i am not sleazy!!!!
upset look

Please point out where i first mentioned a bikini & you will see it is you who mentioned it beforehand!!!
I'm not saying you ARE sleazy, but that is the way you are coming across!!!

So cheerup & smile!!

ok i was wrong (grovel) so hows u x
cheerfull smile

I'm really good thanx!
I've got a girls night out to look forward to on Saturday, we're off into town & then i've got the Kylie concert at the end of the month

What about you??

hi howz things down shipley way?

Gloomy. I'm really tired!
Got to travel to Normanton today!

so when are you inviting me down for coffee x

Errmmm...i'm not!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like i've said i've got a fella & 2 kids. I'm not going to put them or myself in danger by inviting a stranger into my home. I'm not on here to meet people & have shennanigans with them. I'm happy in my life & relationship. Hootoo, is simply some thing that happens to pass the time of day quicker when i get the odd minute to myself.

Wether that last statment by you was serious or just a joke, i thought it best to put the record straight.

So can I ask you a question?? I'm going to anyway!.....Why are you on Hootoo? I thought you had a gf? You just seem to use this place to try & pick up girls??