h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is copied from another thread.

>Just another twit, "" She was married to a NZ Maori"

I note the past tense with interest and no surprise at all."

I am sitting here simmering with rage as no one knows more about this than I do. I am a non violent person but if I were in the same room when you wrote that. I would flatten you on the spot.<

Aww, I'm so impressed.

You know almost nothing about me. I could be sixty years old with a failing heart and arthritis. I could be thirty five and a Muay Thai instructor. But of course, that doesn't matter, because the only thing you can be fairly certain of is that I, the person you would 'knock flat on the spot', am 12,000 miles away and never likely to meet you.

Congratulations on being so 'hard'. Mummy must be very proud of her little soldier standing up for her like that, especially as he's been careful not to actually do anything that might get him hurt.

You are weak and pathetic. Please don't waste my time any more.

"You are weak and pathetic."

So you do have problems. Not that is wasn't obvious to begin with. I note that you're praticed at inflaming from a safe cowardly distance.