h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi ya hows things hun me is finer since last time i spoke to u am taking ur advice felt a rite twat that nite lol but had my reasons n learnt from them hope u scott n rich are good hun x

well im glad ur getting on ok,,,and thanx for not foning my house no more lol,,ya cause me 2 much grief man....me and rich r gr8 and so is scott

lol av been tioo busy to fone ya pmpl dont mean ur off the hook just means my mind is str8 am getting paid for selling a story to someone about people who send abuseive e-mails so its taking me a lot of time doing reserch lol i feel a book coming on pmpl

well,,noddy if ya become famous for writing books,,still don't mean ya can ring me.

lmao nah i.ll send u a novel pmpl will take u ages to read it thought of a gr8 name but cant say on ere u doing nything for bonfire night n wots happened to dermot i prefer that lol

well,,fink noddy suits u better,,i hate firworks, total waste of money, and so dangerous, a little girl got hit by a rocket last night, she was very lucky,,she burnt her leg, but can u imagine it could of been far worse,,ppl buy the display fireworks and think its ok to light them in there bk garden,,silly fools. one landed on a car in the next street to mine,,and it caught fire,,totally burnt out..

omg thats bad hun innit poor liccle girl i went to a pub display dont trust myself wiv em lol may get a couple of rockets for new year tho .how u been nyway i heard that new thing yoochat is pants n that noone uses it do u have to pay for it n whens my darling chelle due bk its going so slow this fortnight never had so much credit n nowt to do wiv it pmpl spky soon tc fae dermot aka noddy lol

roflpmsl she ain't ur darling chelle, noddy.
yeah i've been in new chat, seems ok 2 me, its only a trial page , thats why its not working proper yet. should b up and running soon though, u can keep ur old name and m8s which is good, and even better ya can delete the ones u've been dying to delete rofl.

oh u is alive then lol is my darling chelle lol donts argue pmpl oh well thats good if u can delete names at last how is everyone caz , tracey (turbo chick ) lmao sure u know who i mean n i hear heather n lee are bk omg lots of arguements then wot am i missing lol lycos is just the same accept there seems to be a party every week n the girls are more up 4 it n closer to home lol only met two n had one so a 50 per cent strike rate aint bad hey lol hope ur okies n everyone else xxx

lmao, just told r mich, wat u said bout her being ur darling, best joke shes heard all week pmsl..shes 100% happy wiv her b/f and its gr8 to see her smiling..
don't know wat ya mean bout heather & lee, i've never argued wiv them.
and i can't tell u how other ppl r,, why don't u ask them urself, or don't they chat to u now either?

u are so much like ur daughter u know milly crack me up dont know whos worse yeah it gud to see chelle smiling innit lol so wots u want for xmas n do u know wot ur getting im still busy getting pressies i have spoke to the ones i wanted to know about just thought it was quicker to ask u lol spky soon hun tell chelle i said mwahhhhh n one for ken tooo pmpl x

hey babes ooops mean milly hope u feel better soon xxxxxx