This is the Message Centre for Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

There is no try...

Post 1

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

...not since Foot & Mouth wiped out the Six Nations, anyway. How, in the name of all that is good and holy, are you, sir?


There is no try...

Post 2

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Busy, sir. Very busy. But enjoying life. I seem to drop by very infrequently now, but I'm back on nights so I'm sure more opportunities will present themselves in the next few weeks.

How's sunny Scotland?


There is no try...

Post 3

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Splendid, sir, thanking you for your indulgence. "Not that I'm going to be in Scotland much longer," he hinted.


There is no try...

Post 4

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Hmmm, life-changing experiences, escape from the clutches of the sporran - are you moving to London EV?


There is no try...

Post 5

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*adopts Roy Walker accent*
It's good, but it's not right. Try again. Remember, say what you see.


There is no try...

Post 6

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Blue screen, writing, offensive logo replacing lovely h2g2 brand.


There is no try...

Post 7

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*looks*
Oh, is that all you see? Probably just as well.


There is no try...

Post 8

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

These nights tend to cloud your vision slightly....


There is no try...

Post 9

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I told you you'd go blind if you didn't stop that.


There is no try...

Post 10

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

You'd be amazed what you see at four in the morning.


There is no try...

Post 11

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Such as?


There is no try...

Post 12

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Well, there's this great video on MTV for a song called Lapdance....


There is no try...

Post 13

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*gets notepad out and begins to scribble*


There is no try...

Post 14

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

You'd enjoy it more if you watched the screen....


There is no try...

Post 15

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Oh? Why?
*scribbles a bit more*


There is no try...

Post 16

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Have you ever seen a naked woman?


There is no try...

Post 17

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Not since last Thursday.


There is no try...

Post 18

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

A real one?


There is no try...

Post 19

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

As real as they come, sir. Sorry if that shocked you into silence for two weeks.


There is no try...

Post 20

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

I think I've found my voice again. I'd still recommend the video though.


Key: Complain about this post

More Conversations for Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more