h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I take it you live in Leeds? Cos if you DO, that prob explains why there are so many freaks there...lol!

let's abstain from the cello/viola thing...we both know we're right! um, nevermind.

I got acupuncture at hannahs behest, actually...she got it for the self-harm, depression, stress, and i guess that's why i got it too. it was so useful, so helpful...especially around GCSE time! It really did help. Gets you to relax, which hardly ever happens fully. Not back then anyway.

Don't apologise for telling me about them...I'll probably never get to, um, /experience/ one myself...I'd like to know about them! God, that sounded weird. *ahem*
I don't know whether I'd ever like to own a buzzing device...but getting one through the post would probably be one of the most fun things...but not if my dad, as he normally does, opens my mail that morning. can you imagine? "No, don't open that! NOOOOOOO!"

oh well...if I start rambling on again about things you don't want to know, just say and i'll shut up ASAP!
And what's wrong with being a nympho? Nothing! *ahem*

Yeah i live in Leeds, but... just coz im a freak doesnt make everyone else one! LoLoLoLoL

Yes - nuff said

Acu for self harm? Ive not ehard that one... does it work?

You'd like to know about penis experiences? Oh dear... well... im not sure how helpful i can be except to say its totally different to lady love... hmmm Whadya want to know?

LoL - would your dad really say that? I took my dad out to Ann Summers coz he'd never been to one. Lol.

No - nothing wrong with ebing a nympho unless your me in which case you're a celebate nympho who's been frigid for a few months too... *cries*

I'm sure that given enough exposure to you, everyone will be a freak soon...
Acu does help, in that its another way of getting rid of the feelings that drove me to it...it made me more able to cope with everything.
I don't know WHAT I want to know...Argh! *hides* Isn't it all...gross? gooey and stuff?
Well my mum wouldn't mind it, but my dad would probably be freaked...My mum took me into Ann Summers when it had first opened in Exeter, so I don't think she'd be that fazed by my buying a 'buzzing contraption'.
Aww, honey don't worry! You do have your little helper...though I guess that's not the same?
xxx

No its not all gooey... its no worse or different from a madam. Unless you mean when they come. In which case i cant really say coz ive never wanted to look at it. ewwwwww.

Your mum sounds cool. LoL... boing!

My little helper is erm... abit annoying sometimes... i mean, its inanimate.

I'm only playing! *pokes pantherlady*
Oh, I didn't really know that...now my life is complete!Erm. Or not. Anyway!
My mum's great! It's so cool with her back...I always miss her when she goes, but throughout the months I don't see her I don't really miss her? But then, when she comes back, I realise how much I DID miss her.
Ahh, I get it. You have to do all the work, right?

recoils at the poke. SOrry. i fell asleep for a few days.

I miss my dad. He's away til April and i really miss him. Hesonly been gone 3 weeks too...

Im not sure what you mean wbout doing all the work coz i duno if u mean with blokes or with *buzz* but in both cases yeah. Atleast if theres a bloke there you feel sort of loved. Where as the other way i end up feeling guilty and sh*t.

Oh honey,,,
Do you think you might get used to your dad not being around? Has he been gone before, for this amount of time? Cos I remember, one of the first times my mum was gone for an extended period, I missed her loads, but as the weeks/months wore on it got a little better each day, and the next time wasn't so bad at all...

I meant with the buzz, but does the woman have to do all the work with a guy too? Pah! Poor us women!
And there's nothing wrong with, erm, going 'solo'. (?) Nothing at all. Don't feel gulty about it. Or else I'll...poke you again!

im back. sorry. did you miss me? tell me fun stuff!

Ohhh! Why did you leave me!!!!!
(Don't worry, I've not been on since a coupla weeks ago, ach! But been extremely busy.)
Hannah and I went up to London, bought clothes! Money spending!
Not much has been going on...how was your christmas? Hope you didn't miss your dad too much on the day itself, s to you if you did and s anyway.
Anyway. What fun stuff did you YOU do?

lololololololololol

London - ah havent been there since last summer... not that keen on it, but hope you had fun. Its my birthday soon!!!!!!!!!

My daddy called us loads over the holiday so that was peachy! And the central heating was replaced (still is being) so im cold. so very cold

We went to Camden and bought clothes! Lots and lots! Have you seen Interview With A Vampire, with Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt? Cos I bought a shirt just like Lestats, all frilly, it's so fun! Also, leather trousers, a basque, a spiky necklace...all so fun!
Poor you with being cold! Here, have some heat . It's disguised as a pretty blue flower, just to confuse the people watching us. You know. THEM.

Aaaah! its a toilet brush... ( )Not seen that no, but it sounds lovely... what about the basque? describe!

It's black crushed velvet, and does up at the back with ribbon and everything, so I need someone to tie me into it...(!) I'm sure once she learns, Hannah will be happy to oblige.
Toilet brush?! Oh! I get it!
It's great! The leather trousers are so cool, as well! I leather!

sounds gorjus! though im not sure hannah will want to know how to put it on, more how to take it off *wink wink*

well, i know that's the case for me!

lol... too much info sweetheart!

lol... tell me how you are?

I'm fine, just floating along in normality. How are you doing? You said, with the whole 9 months thing...hang in there. don't look back with regret, it'll only make things worse?

*hanging*








(though not by a rope)