h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello there boobie hope ya ok hunni, twas me birthday sat im not only 5 years away from 30

Speak to ya soon babes

oooooh you are still on this planet as thought we'd lost ya down the bog hole of life as aint heared from you in ages.

yeah i'm ok thanks babes and hope you and the little are both keeping well,how's the job going by the way?

hey many belated happy returns for sat and did you have a nice day and did ya go out with chris for ya birthday then?

hey if you think my names bad you should see what they said saddams was as his is gidget chickenfanny! s ing

hiya bird

Yeah im still alive....just...

me n Cals fine hunni, works going great and thanks for the happy birthday

glad to hear babes and did ya go out then eh eh eh

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yeah i did

ooooooh did ya have a GOOD night then?

yeah had the best birthday ever

my mums just phoned from aussie miss her

so is it back on then?

awwww she'll be back soon hunni s

she'll be back in 3 weeks

Is what back on?

well that's not long really and i hope she's having a great time and enjoying herself.

you and you know who ya doughnut!

dunno what ya on about

yeah she ok course she enjoying herself i bloody would

me and all as i'd have a bloody great time if i was there.

oi you know full well what i'm on about!

i know nuffin guvna

yeah right!

all i'll say is volume plus on the keyboard

hey how long you staying on for wenchy as got to nip off for a shower soon coz mum goes for the camera down her 2moz (poor cow) and i've got to go with her.