h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi babes, where are you lukin'.... lol..
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Hiya babes, im not lurking lol i never lurk *ahem* how are you babes?
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i'm fine thanx darlin'.... well if you're not lurkin' it's safe for me to get undressed...
too 4kin hot eh.... lol..
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Mmmmm lol.. ill give you a nice frontal massage an all lol. I know im roasting too got all the windows open.
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wey hey... lol... (o)(o)... there you go...
i'm on the bed with the window open for wot cockin' good it's doin'...
hang on, me thong's stuck up me wotsit...


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lol... nice (o)(o)'s lol.

Could be worst something else could be stuck upthere lol.
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thanx for the compliment on the (o)(o)'s... lmto.....
well i can't comment on the other, depends which wotsit it is.... back door.... no 4kin way.... front door..... well.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..
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I think the front door lol... mmmmmmmmmmmm yay lol. Much nicer xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

well i've had no complaints as yet....
ooooooh, sweaty bodies.... lmto.....
i need a stiff one.... drink i mean....


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Here you go babes and something else stiff if you want it lol.. mmmmmmmmmm. < xxxxxxx

4kin 'ell lad, i'm hot n sweaty enough... .... wey hey hey..... (takes a sip of drink and tries to look lady like.... pmplol..)


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lol.. when im finished with ya you will be soaking wet in more ways then one xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

gasps for breath..... 4kin 'ell....
oooooooooooh, drippy bits....
passes tissue......

ooooops.... forgot the es....
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Drippy bits eh? i wonder what that could be lol. xxxxxxxx

your dangly bits.....

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Nah not yet lol.. wait til something else starts dripping first xxxxx

ahem... ahem.... like wot eh..... lmto......

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i would say it in here but would get barred lol... your front door so to speak lol. xxxxxxxxxx

my front door's always well oiled luv... no squeak here....


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