h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Howdy Netland.

Recenly a Coworker of mine disipeared. Just uped and left in the last week of december. The boss has just come around to me today, askin if I know where she is, cos he cant hold her job open anymorem and one of my other colleugues got blown up by his boss yesterday cos he confused her with this girl.

Well, I guess I wish I knew where she was too. The last thing I said to her was to reconsider going home early, cos it would probably cost her her job. She said she was havin troubles at home with her partner, and she was stressed out at workin two jobs, and christmas had cost her a lot of cash for her kids.

Now, I know this is a pretty Futile effort, but I did send her a link to this page once, so she could read me dodgy poetry once when she was bored, so I guess theres a slim chance she might read it, and well, its not costing me anything.

But Aleesha, if you're reading this, Please let us know your OK. All of us in your rockpool team are worried, at the least, gimmie something to tell the boss so maybe you can come back later, or get a reference or something. You know my name, just put a dot between my first and last and add @au.teletech.com, or leave a note here.

Hopefully though, you went for the job I told you about, and you got it, and are in a much better place, and if you are thats cool, just lemmie know, k?

And if anyone else out there is thinkin that they've left abruptly with not saying a word and that people might be worried, get in touch. At least, tell people why ya cant see em no more......