h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well i got a new portable telly,boots and trousers off my mum and dad,smelly stuff and a friendship box of a mate and her kids in newcastle,20 quid off my second eldest brother and my eldest brother for me some cheap crappy perfume from the avon which had a free going out bag with it and to add insult to injury he gave me the free bag as a seperate present the cheap get

wasnt all bad then i got money so i could buy what i wanted .gonna wait till the january sales. you went for tests if i recall was everything ?

well no it was'nt really but not a happy bunny with my big bro at the moment

the january sales are already on babes as they start on boxing day

yeah the test were all clear thank god as could'nt of coped with it if i'd of had that as been through enough this year.

thats great news
yeah but most shops arent open on boxing day
was told by somebody that nobody can make anybody upset only you can do that so i wouldnt worry about your brother and his antics

soz i vanished there on you mate but got called away by my mum as my tea was ready

hmmmm not sure if that's true or not as other people can upset you in certain ways.

but if your strong of mind it dont bnt bother you
i hope you eat all your din dins

yeah i guess your right i suppose but he's supposed to be my big brother ya know someone you can depend on but guess i was wrong about that.

well i've only just started to eat again babes as not been eating properly for a few days and it's still not easy now but getting there.

so what you got planned for newyears eve ?

well i wish i could say i was off out partying but sadly i'll just be spending it quietly with the folks at home as still on the medication the doctor gave me so can'nt drink and still feel like

what you got planned then?

i'll be in with the family aswell .with the odd drink

i'll just be in with the family and no drink

bloody virual infection

i'll have a drink for you then ?

tell you what have serveral drinks for me hun as atleast then i'll know someones enjoying themselves!

i will if i get drunk i'll blame you there will be nowt on the box thats for sure lol

yeah but your supposed to get new years eve thought

there never is anything on as they know most people will be out celebrating so that's why the stick rubbish on the telly.

thats true cause nobody will notice.shame about the rest of the time eh? ok sinsince you insists i will have loads to drink

so what will ya be drinking then?

larger sherry brandy .and what ever else i can get my hands on lol

that's some combination aint it

syeah but not all at once my head would hurt