h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Martin

I've send you a fwd email it's urgent read it i've just recieved it
Then you know the Whole Truth has came out in the Dirty washing.

ill read it later i hope theres no trouble in it as im not getting involved only want a chat and a laugh cant be doing withouther folks private lifes

I've got the lot off my chest now i hope i don't upset you either with what i've wrote on my dogs tips ideas journal
I had to tell them why i been heartbroken so meny times you knew before them.

whatever you wrote its what you was thinking so thats fine by me.

are you sure i not upset you as well I think i upset nats with my little confession she been there same as me
heres a big giantif i did upset you some men get upset over stuff i've been through.

And as for edward i wish he go jump in a river and i wish aliens would come and get him and take him away for good

honey i hope you have a lovely christmas and my dinner invite is still open.

i have all the family around at christmas but thanks for the invite
im sure youll have loads for christmas and you havent upset me

honey i don't know if i have my family around me now there all moven away from me and my poor uncle has heart disease

Oh thankyou very much Mr martin
I realy apreate you being my Monkey in shinning Armor why thankyou also for sticking up for me once again you are ain my book and you allways will beand to show my Gratitude towards you I've baked you aFor you with The Icing saying your one Top Baboon

Thankyou ever so much for what you have done today when i was Not online.

Now do you see what i mean there's too meny nosey people out there like you said and i agree with you on all that!

And take no notice you can spell Properly and if you want to type that kinda way Don't let evil minded people tell you otherwise!
Plus your more of a man than he will ever be thankyou once again.

he was taking the wee wee at peoples spelling so what if im not an expert hes far from a brain box he asnt got many threads on his space so that means hes been reading through all of our stuff this is his nose
/------ and here his me cutting it off /- lol its got shorther

Did you read the email i sent you?

Yes everytime he tells or buts his nose into everyones convos his nose grows longer and longer,
Who cares weather we can spell or not what'sit got to do with him anyway and his type of writing is like a Childs scribble you need a Giant Jigsaw to saw his Conk off get it Concorde nose
Plus he a imposter!
He once sed to me ages ago that people who go on LD,ym2 and the Net are all weirdo's and i said back in a message on LD why do you go on tyhe net that must make you a weirdo and us britsih are more nicer and we aint weirdos

Your right there how's my spelling to you
Your's i can read cos your english and he scottish they use oo in hoose and moose lol

some folk on yoome and the net are strange some say their female when their really male some lie about themself act like the the bigger than they are .and some like solidcurser think their better than us hahha hes stupid if believes that

Your Right there there are too meny strange ppl on this net just like the time i was sent 2 invites one said he was aand he cud fly through the screen & the other one said he was Related to a Alien
Solcuerser or demonweewee what ever he calls himself is not bariny at all
some ppl say there got this that n the other But when you meet them face to face you see that there either God dam ugly or they have a face or they cud be a killer for all we know
I'm 100% woman I was Born a Woman and What you see is what you get with me if otha ppl don't like me then they know where the door is I say
There's too meny s i think lol

Martin

Do you know who Pedalpusher is cos whoever they are keep leaeving messages on my game page
and they keep going on about Solid and putting stupid things on my Game
He or she is doing my head in.

its somebody called awol hes an outlaw in in h2g2 hes got a life time ban dunno why .dunno why hes bothering yo you why dont u ask him?

I did ask him and his silly reply was a Do you know why he on my case ?

Why was he banned off the net?

honestly hilary i dunno how and why why he got barred hes a eh? is he jaws

Yes he thinks he jaws

But he keeps saying to me in Codes
Solid Then he sayso

Then i said
his reply oh go and look on my *Game*
You will see what he said.

he said he was a free spirit in this place

You, Mean He Back OutThere To Haunt Folk I use To Like Him Untill Thes turned him away like many do.

And how are you martin?

didnt think you knew him im fine read you had been beaten up nasty eh