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Oh yes !! I'm STILL here,TRYING to untangle myself from this thread !!! I'm going nowhwere me !!! xxxx Hi Iain,you wouldn't happen to have a cup of tea handy would you ? PLEASE xxxxx

hi pinky.

long time no chat. how are you??

im going to be in blackpool in september..
so i will give you a wave

its a coach trip and despite grumpy driving it, i darent suggest bring it round and calling in for a cuppa

Hahahahahahhhahahahahaha,YOU can call for cuppa anytime Helen hahahaha Just leave the coach load elsewhere OK ? Like in Preston for example hahahahahha See you soon Love Pinky xxxx

what about the poor people of Preston

the group he is taking, are all gay/lesbian. they always ask for grumpy to do their trips. im sure there is something he isnt telling me

hey isn`t that sexist? if straight said "gays and lesbians aren`t allowed to go on a coach trip with hetros" they would smash the drivers head in with there handbags..lol
and what does it matter if the ladies come from Lesbania

try twisting it, why dont you?.

he gets on well with them and they leave him with a big tip and no mess to clean up and everyone has a good time.

god knows what they will think of me though

You don't want them to think of you Helen,it's safer that way hahahahahhahahaha Enjoy the trip anyway xxxx Hi Marc ,YES JUST HI,I don't talk ALL the time you know,just mostly !! hahahahhahaha Love to You Both Pinky xxxx

Hi all.you'll be perfectly safe helen,honestly!!

hi everyone..

the trip is off

oh well.. back to the drawing board

Thank heavens for that Helen ! Phew !!! I was worried,I confess hahahahaha All my love to All xxxx Pinky xxxx

worried about what?

me turning up with a coach load and buying up all of your stocks?

Well errr,actually yes !! hahahahahhahahaha Love Pinky xxx

i know.. you didnt want that extra trip to the flower warehouse..

im not sure if im coming up at all this year. unless there is some trip organised for the lights.
we dont come up in the car.. why waste our petrol when we can use the coach

don't blame you lass....does grumpy own the coach outright?

no.. he just drives them when they need his services..

and if its a nice destination, i sometimes go as well.

laughing ....I'm just picturing you and a coacload of lesbos descending on pinly's shop

i cant see why she would be complaining. just think of the profits

CHEERS Iain hahahahahhaha And thankyou Helen ,for keeping them away.I'm not that desperate for a profit margin yet ,I'll keep you informed though OK ? hahahahahahhahahaha Love to Both Pinky xxxx

busy busy busy this mornin lass....dunnae overdo it

It's my middle name Iain, Overdoit hahahahahahhaha It's the only way to do anything don't you think ? hahahahahaha xxxxxx