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Posted Oct 28, 2003
I'm off work with some sort of virulent bug. I ache all over and my memory is like a goldfish's would be if it was true what they say about goldfish (and it isn't).
I've spent the day lolling about watching talk shows. I am very, very, very, very bored. When I remember to be 
.
I'm gonna lie down again now. With this parting observation:
Er....
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CRUMP
Posted Oct 27, 2003
A car crashed into our house last Saturday. It was the middle of the night and we were on our way to bed when there was an almighty bang of metal on stone. It gave us a hell of a scare. I peered through the frosted glass of the front door and saw a van pulling erratically back from our wall, mounting the pavement and hitting the house opposite. I was too nervous to open the door and make a note of the numberplate before the van lurched off down the road. Now I regret it.
The next morning, we discovered that our drainpipe had been shattered and there was a deep groove in our neighbours' wall. The driver of the van must have been blind drunk. I just hope nobody got hit that night.
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A VERY CELLULAR SONG
Posted Oct 19, 2003
An amoeba is very small
Oh ah ee oo there's absolutely no strife
living the timeless life
I don't need a wife
living the timeless life
If I need a friend I just give a wriggle
Split right down the middle
And when I look there's two of me
Both as handsome as can be
Oh here we go slithering, here we go slithering and squelching on
Oh here we go slithering, here we go slithering and squelching on
Oh ah ee oo there's absolutely no strife
living the timeless life
[Extract: Mike Heron, The Incredible Stringband]
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