h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well i have learnt that they only 'get it together' if there is a nest in the cage, so no little luuurve birds there,thats for sure

Have you got a book now, then?

No not yet,i haven't had time to go into town,hotel has been very busy,the furniture shows on so ive been doing long hours.I got some info from friends who have had love birds,they freaked me out this evening,they were flying round the cage and sqauwkin like mad,i thought they was in pain,it was very scary,they seem to be settled now,after i told them to stop being silly.tvuz

I met Ruby Wax today,she is so awesome,let me tell ya,purleeze pass me the bleedin bucket

You met Ruby Wax! What did she say to you?

Its not what she said its what she 'demanded' she asked for a car to take her from one part of the hotel,to the other she wanted to avoid the public,theres a lot of celebs like that.I saw Jim Davidson hit his then wife in the foyer!You would be surprised what ive learnt,one of the reasons what i luv about this shop work

I'd have thought Ruby Wax would have more respect for the people who have to work around her.

I can see why Jim Davidson's wife left him! Good for her. I won't view *him* in the same light in future.

We've had a few celebs in our shop, but not as famous, and their attitude was far politer. The singers think they're anonymous, but they stand out a mile. Sometimes, writers come in and skulk around, hoping to spot someone in the act of buying the book they've written. It's very funny to watch. One of them has developed a special stooped-over scuttle for the purpose.

How are your legs doing? You must have had that operation by now.

I hate celebs,who look down on the people that paid to see them!
My legs are still there,no op yet,guess i should of gone BUPA, i wouldn't be having this conversation would i?