h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

YOU'VE GOT A JOB,N WORKIN WITH ILL PEOPLE,OMG IS THAT WISE?!?! IM IN SHOCK

Errrrr told ya you'd catch summat again dint i.

yeah can make them happy go through the place singing to em lol yeah its the last time i go with a girl from essex thats twice in 3 mnths dirty mooos lol still my fault im not looking forwards to cold mornings but am to pay day lol once a month n time n half w/e so not to bad

What you gotta do then? must be mad givin u a job

Kev i dont wanna know about ya dirty girls!

just help people around a bit of serving meals chat n clean good really lol xx

God help the poor bleeders then

now whos being cheeky lol i.ll be ok they on my case all the time now lol had two missed calls last night from em u just cant get the staff er lolx

Kevin Slayford!!! What have i told you about drinking that happy juice????
Don't talk about my nipples!! They're hard buggers & they'll batter you y'know!!!
And whats with all this lovey-dovey stuff Pleeeeeaasseee...i'm still reeling from my hangover & i might spew!!

seriously....congratulations on the job, but i agree with tracey...they must be mad!!
Are you sure its not a loopy hospital & they've committed you not employed you???

Yeh lynsey thats right,he thinks its a job but hes actually been admitted to the mental ward.he'll fit right in

Yeah, he'll fit riiiight in Thoses nurses better watch it though....Kev will be stealing their stethoscopes & wanting to play doctors & nurses with 'em!!

OI! Kev...that silly white gown ya wearing......its got a big gap in the back & we can see your aaarrrssseeee!!!

pmpl i dont know if i can handle it for long all that death its kinda scary lol mmmmm so u have hard nips cauliflower always thought u where tough pmpl nots as hard as tracey tho heard she has football studs pmpl hows u both x

All the better for talking to you munchkin!

Hey....aren't you supposed to be locked up?......i mean at work?? Do they know you've escaped??

started part time cauliflower its like being in a bloody zoo but some fit nurses lol is it cold enough for em hun lol n did u have ny snow the w/e

Yeah...we had snow on friday i think it was! not a lot but it froze.
Lee's sister nearly broke her neck on some ice on friday night....although i think the fact she had just downed several vodka & cokes & a shot of Goldshlager didn't help!!!!
I nearly ended up carring the poor lass home....shes a lightweight, can't handle her drink...bless, she's only 17 though!

lynsey he doesnt hack it long hey,what you reckon?

N kev iv warned ya stop bein cheeky! you shouldnt say things like that on here someone might tell on you!

Anyway how are you both n what you been upto?

hiya tracy!!
I'm good ta....just got abit of a sore throat!!! might have something to do with the fact i was smoking on friday!....& i don't even smoke!!!....must've been that drunk that i forgot!!
I'm going xmas shopping on saturday, in huddersfield, then i'm off out again!!! its the last time i'm going out before xmas so i'm gonna make it a good 'un!!
What about you chicken...what you been upto? got any plans??

Hiya hun

Im like that when im out,wantin a fag even though i dont smoke!! its the drink its gotta be

'Last night out til xmas' you said that last week

Iv been doin loadsa xmas shoppin,got most of it but cant get a ps2 anywhere,nobobies got em!

Oh n im out saturday too...YAY!

Did i really say that???....oh well, it really IS the last night out before xmas....honest!!
Lee's just got a brand new ps2, Aiden was in his walker & pulled it off the cabinet by the wireGood job we had insurance on it! Its now on the floor under the cabinet!!!
I've gotta send my new video phone back today the front lcd display just died on me....i've only had it a month!! I'll be lost without it

bloody women all this gossip lol bores me u know still im going xmas shopping wednesday late night mite go pub first tho make a day of it lol tracey where u been no e-mails from ya ya tight cow lol xx

Hi kev.....

Hi tracy....

Just to let you know, i'm having a few days off h2g2. The reason?? one word! PHIL!
He's still intent on dragging me into things, yet now he is trying to make me look as if i'm the bad one, slagging kev off, when i have NEVER slagged him off, i wouldn't!!

So take care.
I'll be back when i've calmed down!

You ave never slagged kev off in e-mails to me and i can prove that you havent as ive kept every e-mail ive had form you,so why are you saying on here that im trying to make you look the bad one when you are not,but know it seems that certain people want to make me look the bad one,as i said i still have every that you have sent me,even the one were you told me the truth,and im prepared to send it to any ACE or editor of h2g2 to prove it.