h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now, to anyone who as ever seen this show, you will understand this entry.
For those of you that haven't.... WHY NOT??!!!

Anyhow the basic idea is, Xena is a leather clad yummy heroine who turns her back on the war-lord lifestyle and with the help of, also yummy, ripply (Warrior Ranger, that's R-ipply) Gabrielle, sets about changing her ways and fighting for the greater good!

Anyhow, there's a character in the show called Joxer, now love him or hate him, he kind of grows on you.... like fungus. He's hopelessly in love with Gabrielle (and for good reason, coz ) and often tries to impress her with his fighting 'skills', usually resulting in him being knocked out/injured/kidnapped etc. The point I'm trying to make is that he is a bumbling idiot!
He has his song, and, maybe its just me, but knowing the character, it's SO wrong but it is his ideal vision of himself and therefore everytime I hear it, I have to laugh and so I hought I'd share the lyrics with you all:

Joxer The Mighty:

Joxer the Mighty,
roams through the countryside
he never needs a place to hide
with Gaby as his side-kick
fighting with her little stick
righting wrongs and singing songs
being mighty all day long.
He's Joxer, Joxer the Mighty!

Joxer the Mighty
He's very tidy
everyone admires him
he's so handsome it's a sin
when things get grim
he'll take it on the chin
if you're in jeopardy
caused by the enemy
don't call the cavalry
there's a better remedy
although he doesn't work for free.
He's every man's trustee
he's every womans fantasy
plus he's good with company.
Look out.... Holy Gee
It's Joxer, Joxer the Mighty.
Joxer, Joxer the Mighty!!!

Joxer is very much like Scooby Doo!!

So there you go, thats exactly what I was thinking at this moment in time!!

Willow

JOXER!

Sorry mate, but I had the song in my head and it gave me the giggles!