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Post 21

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Hiya hun
Your welcome smiley - smiley catch you later smiley - hug
jen xx


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Post 22

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smiley - footprintssmiley - footprints "sneaks in and steals "Jackboots" while G is smiley - zzz"
"hmm too big for me! well never mind."smiley - erm

STOMP!! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!...this is fun! smiley - laugh

STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!.....smiley - run


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Post 23

Artisan

smiley - roflWhat size are you then?
I'm sure we could fit you out J..

You dont forget quickly lmao...
Just up hon..I shall have to curtail these nocturnal activities!smiley - bat
Actually it was just a bit of escapism...I gained a CD player out of it though...smiley - erm
Stop!

Better explain I was @ my mates and had a wee(blow)oot!
and you wanna have seen me at 6 o'clock this morning trying to humph
a stacker system up 6 flights of stairssmiley - steam
Hows things with you today sweetheart?
G x


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Post 24

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oooh i bet that was a sight to see! smiley - laugh

I'm good ta...smiley - biggrin I've been trying to annoy people, but theres no-one around to annoy smiley - laugh they must have heard me comming in me new boots!! smiley - rofl

smiley - sorry silly mode today smiley - silly


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Post 25

Artisan

smiley - sorryrelog nonsense...
I must agree they're hard to keep quiet at times..and I'd much rather you had long stillettos on..smiley - biggrin
smiley - sillymode is good!
Ah right there..thats the spot..oooh ahh...smiley - hugsmiley - laugh


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Post 26

Artisan

Coming in your boots!

That reminds me..yesterday I went into the chemist because I had a bit of an episode with a dodgy stomach.
You get the picture!
I asked the very pretty assistant if she had anything to stop diarrhoea..she replied"Have you tried Boots?"
I said"Yes but it keeps coming out of the laceholes!"smiley - wahYeuggghhhh!!!
the very thought!

Am I talking a lot of ssmiley - bleept now...?smiley - erm

smiley - laugh


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Post 27

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Jeez i just lost a long posting smiley - sadface
Oh well smiley - smiley
I could probably walk better in jackboots than i can in stilettos....i end up tottering like Babara Windsor smiley - laugh
Maybe i should stick with my clangers....SLOP! SLOP! SLOP! SLOP! smiley - rofl

smiley - erm you got an itch? smiley - tickle

"hastily hands back boots, having read last posting smiley - yuk


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Post 28

Artisan

Heres me trying hard to entertain you(robbiewilliamsmasksmiley>and your not even here!smiley - wah
Ho hum..hey if you fancy adding anything constructive to my Anti-social neighbour thread in<./>How do I</.>feel free..because I'd appreciate contributions...smiley - smiley

Goosestepsmiley - footprints


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Post 29

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I was here...but an unknown visitor smiley - yikes

Hmmm i'm not sure what i'd have to say would be "constructive" hun...more like "destructive" smiley - grr I've got NO time for those sort of neighbours, they should'nt be allowed to reside amongst decent folk smiley - sadface

Anyway back to silly mode smiley - biggrin


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Post 30

Artisan

Try and avoid whos online as it seems to throw you out hon...
smiley - okIt was just a thought that you might wanna share your experience..although your circumstances probably dont stray far from mine!
And I dont have an itch..I'm just kinky that way..smiley - somersaultsmiley - biggrin


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Post 31

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OMG Its only taken me 5 hours to get back in smiley - wah
My e.mail had an error?? smiley - huh
I did post in your other thread...and read the reply smiley - rofl

hmmmm well as its you."puts on 6inch stilletos smiley - yikes and proceeds to totter up n town your back" smiley - erm you sure you would'nt rather have the soft clangers??? SLOP! SLOP! SLOP!...smiley - rofl...much more "kinky" than stilletos smiley - biggrin


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Post 32

Artisan

Hey babe Kow just sent me an email which makes life a lot easier..hes a geniussmiley - smileyanyway you may have it..probably have..smiley - erm

So did you have a wee break to watch Eastenders..lolsmiley - smiley


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Post 33

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E.mail...smiley - erm whats it got on it?

Yep went to watch eastenders smiley - biggrin....ooooooh that Dennis is a right one smiley - drool


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Post 34

Artisan

dont know if I should saysmiley - erm
I just added my u/name&p/wd and I got in easypeasy..
A right what?smiley - smiley


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Post 35

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Oh...i have a link in e.mail to my space, thats how i get in each time smiley - biggrin sounds pretty similar smiley - smiley

smiley - erm a right nice looking sorta chap!!! smiley - rofl


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Post 36

Artisan

Oh I see...well he does nothing for me..lol
Yeah thats it..its a lot better than having to add stuff constantly..
Quite fancy sam myself!


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Post 37

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I would'nt go as far as saying i fancy the guy...theres just something about him, his eyes or something....

Now Chester Bennington Phwooooaaar...he's drop dead gorgeous


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Post 38

Artisan

Who?smiley - sorrynever heard of him..never mind..smiley - ermnothing is impossible,or inaccessible for that matter so you never know your Donald Duck!


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Post 39

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OMG you don't know who he is...the le lead singer from Linkin Park smiley - drool

Donald Duck smiley - yikes.....erm i dont think i sound like thatsmiley - rofl...i'm more of a Minnie Mouse smiley - biggrin


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Post 40

Artisan

lmao..luck!

Crossed wires here methinks!
smiley - doh
smiley - flyhi

You lucky beggar..big dry up here!
smiley - bleepgotta go babe my boy needs picking up from his mates..hope to see you later agitator!
Gx


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