h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello and welcome to the wonderful community of h2g2 , also called 'hootoo '
I am your <./>ACE</.> and have come to meet you and to greet you and to help you with your first steps on this site
First things first :
, there's always somebody near to help you with whatever your problem might be. For example you can reply to this message and/or ask me a question by simply pressing the reply button. Or you can click on the name above this message, which will bring you directly to my Personal Space ( recommended ), where you can leave a message for me.
Your page indicates that you have an interest in wordgames, so here are a few links
Anagrammitis here: A2180512
h2g2 Game Addicts Support Group here : <./>A1041625</.>
Games Room at: <./>A4167605</.>

Emmily has created a shiny new page : h2g2 in a nutshell here A8468742


Feisor has set up a wonderful page with hints and links, so please, go and explore them here: A719840
Things you should know before you start :
This is an open forum, so everything you post can be seen by everybody else, and you cannot delete it, nor can you correct it once it is sent. This is where the 'preview' button below your answering box comes in handy
The only thing you can edit or delete, is any guide entry you create,( go here for more info : A53209 ) which includes the introduction on your Personal Space.
If you reply to this message and tell me a bit about your interests, I can most certainly point you directly to the best places to go.
This is where I would explain a few site-specific things, but my friend said it was too long, so I'll wait until you ask

Take your time, have a look around the site, and enjoy yourself
P.S. I'm certainly prone to having forgotten something vital to you, so please don't be shy, hit the reply button below this message

Bel

Aw, I'm, as they say in Glasgow, 'All chuffed'
I never had the pleasure of receiving such a beautifully structured introduction to the site before now. Excellent B'elana, I can only say that you have made my space complete! Thank you for your informative links and other info too. I may check out the wordgames if I get the time...

I was going to post you an alternative one Arty - Bel beat me to it:

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Hello Gruuvydudekitten and welcome to the wonderful community of h2g2
I am your ACE and have come to meet you and to greet you and to help you with your first steps on this site.

I know that you are very unlikely to reply to my message, as people of your age generally have an IQ comparable to that of a box of dirt, however, if you persist, who knows what you might achieve!

First things first: Don't be scared by those little lines, dots and squiggles you might see from time to time. It's called punctuation, and it's quite popular around here...

(further paragraphs welcomed)

Tut tut...That's just like you to spoil the moment Mr.North!...

Oops, sorry

As you were...

That's the funniest reply I've ever had, thank you both