h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

whats with the bah humbug?

and whats with the sheep?
did you win on monday?
what your plans for tonight, i have none at the monment, a complete bore for my age

Bah humbug..something scrooge said cos he was p*ssed off with Christmas. just like me..
We've as much chance of winning the pub quiz as I have of persuading a sexy single 20 year old female to go and see a movie on a Friday night...no chance!There was a team in the other night who just swept us under the carpet, I've an idea they are maybe out of work university graduates who spend their time working out where they can pick up a few extra bucks by targetting the village idiots contributing cash to the pot of a pub quiz..they've probably fleeced the whole of Glasgow by now!..I don't think I'll be playing the quiz again

As for tonight, I haven't a scooby what's happening, k is unwell and has had a tiff with j, my boy has glandular fever and has been rushed to hospital cos he can't breath, I'll have to visit later...also I can't rely on people who say they'll go out and don't appear, so I may be stuck at home again

Hi again, I've been up at the hospital, he'll have to stay in for a few days. Kim is very ill too see you later

all right what you up to ya nutter? having a good day , cuz im about to punch somone this job is driving me nuts..

Hi Claire, I'm just checking out all the unsolved anagrams at A2180512, that's where I spend most of my time whilst I'm here.
I've lots of silly things to get done today, like post cards, buy the odd pressie, that sort of thing. Other than that I'm bored as hell
Who's upsetting you, tell me and I'll come over there and give them a xmas Glasgow kiss! no mistletoe required

Hold on there bald eagle, how come all of a sudden I'm a nutter? have you been reading some of my posts..