h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The haggis is a monstrous beast,
for he neither walks nor waddles,
and frenzied by his mating urge,
he cannae fly,just toddles.
He toddles over hill and moor,
and toddles through the heather,
A'singing o' his mating song,
in every kind of weather.
At last his search is ended,
O'how he starts to preen,
A hen haggis has caught his een'
a maid o'sweet seventeen.
You'll marry me the haggis says,
O' my she says,this is sudden,
for ye see am going
steady noo'
Wi' a great big mealy pudden.
"Stick tae yer ain",the haggis says,
the pudden has nae conscience,
He'll make you spicy promises,
but they're only stuffed wi' nonsense.
"You'll marry me!" the haggis says,
my love I'll give for keeps,
and soon you'll hear the patter of tiny haggis feet.
"That does the trick",the haggis says,
my love to you I'll give,
but just one final question,
"Where are we going to live?".
"A place to live!",the haggis says,
O' that's nae bother ata'
for by this time tomorrow night',
You'll be piped into Lauder Haw'

The above sung to the tune of "A guid New Year"
Apologies to Mr.Burns....

....thats sooooo funny

Thought you would like it Venus.I cant seem to subscribe to conversations now and cant reinstate "Memories?" to my space..any suggestions?.I ask as maybe you have encountered this problem before..

Oh dear I can only subscribe to conversations by posting in them, the same with journal entries. Have you tried doing that?

No joy with that idea either,it does not work Ach.. never mind as long as it can be read if need be!

Eh!! i don't get it So what happens if you post to a conversation your not subscribed to?

How are you anyway? Did i see in a thread somewhere that you'll not be partaking in anagramitis anymore, how come?

Oh no I'm fine sweetheart
I've decided to relax for a while and concentrate on other avenues unexplored here on hootoo.I'll still play the game now and then though,Alleycat will be your host(if you come back that is)for a while and shall deal with any
problems that arise.We sort of had our wires crossed a while back,but all is well now and I'm positive she is the perfect choice for being the hostess with the mostest..

Dont you like my other poem..?>

Oh i see, thats ok then, i thought you were leaving

Yes i read that one too, very witty So are you thinking of becoming a poet?

Well slap my thigh..your right..it did work..it didn't want to earlier..

Ok..((slap)) hehehehe how was that for you?

Poet me?..

Just a thought

Sorry..got involved with other things there sweetheart..mmm poet? maybe..it's really just a lame attempt to prove that I'm not just a pretty face..

We all have hidden talents sweetie and from what i've read so far, theres definately a talent there

So are you a pretty face??

We've went totally off topic here..
what can I say?

Theres was a topic? Yummmm!! someone else must have snaffled that then!

You know i have a talent for going off on a tangent

and you did'nt answer my question

We shall have to solve that mystery for you then..wont we..?

And how are you going to do that??

I'll mail you....>