h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just been reading thro some of the back posts on here and in one of them you mention that I might find scuba diving easier than snorkelling cos you don't have to hold your breath! There's one serious flaw in this scenario...........the thought of me in a wetsuit .......now that's enough to make the strongest stomach churn .......not being a Kate Moss lookalike and being of the more curvaceous variety of female I don't think me and a wetsuit woiuld be a good marriage

I did wear one once a few years back when we went swimming with the Manatees in florida (a once in a lifetime experience never to be forgotten) and vowed I would never don one again until I'd shifted some of the curves!!!

Helen

This might get through before you sign off, just back and the tan is fairly all over, oh bugger apart from my watch line, does that count?

I was on a night off last night or else I'd have got back to you sooner!

Well, I'll let you off the watch line but do I get to see ALL the rest?

Morning flower

Well I dont normally show my tan to just everyone but I dont think your in the just everyone catagory anymore

Once I can figure out a way to show a pic or to I may be tempeted to let u see my holiday snaps, but for decency sake I'll start at the beginning and work twords the final result how would that do? Tanned in instalments

Hows things with you?

Good morning to you too (flower?)

Altho it's almost g'night for me thank god

A tan reveal in installments sounds good to me......can't wait to get to the end of the series tho

I'm kinda okish.........my daughter rang me last week to tell me she was pregnant and then ended up0 in hospital yesterday and has had a miscarriage so am feeling very sad at the moment! Still, she and her hubby are young enough to try again when she's fully recovered and feeling up to it!

How's life back in the real world?

Hi Helen

Sorry to hear your news from your daughter, these things do happen and my sister went through the same experience sadly but I now have a 15 year old nephew running aound which does prove that things do work out for the good.

Life in the real world is slow to get going, finding it a bugger to get into work mode, but at least the suns out so Im noit totally suffering withdrawal symptoms, hey may even slap on some oil and add to next weeks thrilling instalment

Im still sorting the pics out, the beauty of digital is you can take loads but it's a right bugger making your mind up when your back on which to keep

Let me see ahh yes theres one of me on the first Sunday that should be a good start, so I'll put that as part one in my Helen file

Hope you have had a good day

Catch you soon

Hi ??? (sorry but I don't know your name )

It is very sad but these things happen for a reason and there must have been some problem or another for her to have miscarried but am sure she'll pick herself up and try again when she feels up to it! She's not when to lie down and give up easily

Unfortunately I don't get to see much of the sun as daylight hours are usually my night time but after tonight I'm off for 8 days and not back in work til a week Friday but that alswo means that I won't be online unless I can cure my very sick PC at home It's had to be reformatted and now won't let me onto the internet so am going to have to try and see what's what if I can!!!

Looking forward to seeing the 'Helen file' when you can send it to me...........I hope ther's not going to be anything in there that might make me

If I don't catch up with you before, then I'll be back on the 17th June

Take care

Helen

Hi Helen

It's Roger, I forget that at times in hootoo, Dai takes over and I forget I have a name in the real world

I would never make a lady , well not deloberately any way, the Helen file will be child friendly I promise

Hope you have some success with that pc of yours, nothing worse than when they start playing up and so frustrating at times.

I shall be crossing my fingers and watching this page for signs of life before the 17th. Do you have an email addy I can send the file to if you do get sorted?

ttfn

Roger

Very nice to meet you Roger (kisses both cheeks in the continental fashion )

Am going to have to be quick cos it's starting to get busy again

My Email address is [email protected] but don't tell anyone

Hi Helen (Kisses left cheek , right , cheek then back to left as thye do in Belgium, mainly because the last kiss catches everyone out inless they are fom Belgium)<loveblush

Your secreats safe with me and anyone with access to my address book

Dai xx

Oooooooops have just replied to your Email and dropped a clanger ......didn't realise it was you (feels really stupid now) .......will send a more suitable reply tomorrow night

My pc at home now looks to be terminally ill and am moving next friday so am not likely to be online in the foreseeable future, except when I'm in work, which will be this w/e and then not until the 27th after that!

You can still Email me, am just not sure when I'll be able to pick it up that's all ......as soon as I'm up and running with the pc again, I'll let you know

How's the tan? Fading at all yet?

Hello???

Are you still in the land of the living out there????

Hallo U

Sorry for the lack of correspondence, I've been rather busy of late and my insomnia seems to have been cured, thanks in no small way to me finding my other half in lifes lottery of love.

IM on holiday at the moment and have just had 3 hors sleep, guess old habits die hard as I'm wide awake and buzzing, Im waiting for dawn to arrive (you remember Dawn, shes the bar maid of the dog and duck down the road)

No seriously Im one hell of a happy camper these days, met and fell madly i love with a wonderful woman and currently enjoying a break from the office and also the pc.

So how are things with you and the call centre? Is life treating you fairly and kindly? Tell all, pull up the sofa for a break

Godammit!!!! Missed the boat again .....another one slips through my fingers .....oh well! Just have to bait the hook and go fishing again

Am sure you'll be pleased to hear that I've sold up and moved to pastures new, at least as far as houses go, albeit only about a mile down the road, but a fresh start in a new home Life other than that is pretty mundane and boring.....distinct lack of social life or men on the horizon but am reliably informed that the stars are looking down favourably on me and am about to meet the love of my love at a race meeting ..... have never been racing (of any sort) in my life so am not holding my breath

So do tell me all about the new lady in your life.....how and when you met etc

Slips through your fingers? Dag nabbit woman will you wash your hands after using the baby oil!!!!

I've dropped yopu an email

Dai

By the way, congrats on the new house, swore I would never move again, but have to admiot even with all the stress its exciting sorting out matters oof interior design lol

By the way, congrats on the new house, swore I would never move again, but have to admit even with all the stress its exciting sorting out matters of interior design lol

got problems accessing Email at mo .....got no pc at home for the time being and they've banned us from using hotmail at work for some reason and that's on the comps in the canteen, not the actual work pc's ....will try and use my daughter's b/f's pc at the w/e and see how many Emails are waiting for me

Hope everything is going well for you?

Going very well thankyou hon. Just back in the country from foreign shores, hope you can get into your hot mail, might make more sense when you can

still can't get into hotmail so not had chance to read your Email yet

Hows things with you? Can't wait to see the holiday pics