h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yes its flexable here,in fact we tend to eat at our desks anyway for convenience...

the canteens only about a hundred yards away as the crow flys & to be honest i have'nt bought anything in this evening....i forgot...idiot or what...

what about you..? i know you have some breaks,are you aloud to eat at your desks or is that forbidden by the third reich...

Well, as we work nights and there's no chance of seeing a member of the higher management around then we do eat at our desks when time & work load allows Wouldn't be able to get away with it on day shift tho

Another perk of working nights is that we get to park in the company car park too........saves me about £20 a week I reckon

So what you going to do about food? Go to canteen and risk walking out alive??? What sort of thing do they serve up??

We've only got vending machines here........no proper canteen as such and considering it's a 24/7 operation I think it sucks We all mostly bring our own food in and heat it up at lunchtime!

no i won't have anything now,i'm contemplating going for a run when i finish..

got to try an keep fit some how...

they serve pretty much everything to be honest from fish & chips to curry & fry ups & assorted cold & heated rolls.

unfortunately your work are supplying all they have to by way of a mess room & the means to heat food up..

its pretty rubbish really & i agree with you but as minions our hands are tied..

"throws"...... can't catch me.....

Blimey!!! you're a bit energetic aint ya

I just about manage to drive home and crawl into bed when I finish work........a run or even a substantial walk would be beyond me

Mind you, I do seem to have an allergy to exercise except for a certain types

...............tackles and brings him down.......gets out the ........GOTCHA!!!

.....

oh ho reallly.............<oh no...don't hurt me (in a whisper)..)

.....so furry handcuffs your game eh...

oim game for a laugh but as a poor innocent i surely don't know what you mean by certain types of exercise...?are there different sorts...//

ooiiiii -can you warm your hands up love...there a tad cold... (squirm,wiggle)

well..........we have different types in Wales and no........they don't involve sheep and a lampost!!!

Opted for the furry cos I ddn't want to hurt you too much Hmmmmmmmm just thought you could be 6ft3 and built like a prop forward I'd havbe no chance of bringing you down then

Too late to warm hands up now I gotcha

phew...thank goodness for that...

ahhhh very considerate cheers me dear.....at least you won't chaff me wrists in the fight.....,sorry what fight i did'nt put one up did i...

as for propr forward not quite...

mmm...i'm 5ft 8" & 14 stone....not quite twiggy but then not too skinny i'd snap.......

......thats better your hands are warmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....easy tiger..don't damage the goods...

you have me now,what ya gonna do with me then....,

Nothing

Am gonna leave you tied up for a while cos I'm off to lunch

See ya soon

"help"..."help"......

ok speak to you shortly...

Hope you haven't done a 'houdini' and escaped my clutches while I've been away

I have some exquisitely painful tortures lined up for you

Better be quiet or I might have to think of something even more painful

"mumble"...anything but the feather i'm ticklish...

..you...you don't really want to hurt me do you....otherwise i might just....

mmmmmmmmm bare feet and a feather sounds tempting

you might just what.........???

....thats for me to know & you to find out.........

i just hopes your not ticklish....

I'm not so

ooooooooookkkk then.....plan b...

imagination is the key word here....

you can do your worst but I'll never talk

Hang on a sec...........didn't I have you in ? You aren't in any postition to do anything

what can i say sussed at last.....

it was that houdini book of escapism...hang on what have i got here...

...the

ooppssss looks like i now have you where i want you...

Oh

What ya gonna do cos I aint ticklish and being a woman who's given birth 3 times, pain don't bother me either!

one word......................................tease

ooooooooooh that's wicked

You must be almost fionished now I guess?

Gonna run home to Ipswich???