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tsarina Posted Oct 11, 2004
your the one reading the manuals 
you come up with something 
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The Mayan Templar Posted Oct 11, 2004
very well! you asked for it
lets implement encapsulation over internet protocol but only if i'm on top 
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tsarina Posted Oct 11, 2004
not SO innocent.........I think I got the general drift 
........
ing now
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The Mayan Templar Posted Oct 11, 2004
i still cant work out how to stay on the bed all the way through?? im not that flexible ...............
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tsarina Posted Oct 11, 2004
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm 
maybe we have a helpline listed on the database
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The Mayan Templar Posted Oct 11, 2004
Yes, i've heard of one...its called 
the "how not to fall out of the bed halfway though" line, its the same company that do the "how to get past position 103 without a chandalier" line
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tsarina Posted Oct 11, 2004
True but funny story..............
Got a call from a foreign sounding gentleman who asked me to look up a number for a 'premature ejaculation' helpline Having worked here for over 18 months now I was waiting for the 'mates' in the background to burst out laughing cos I strongly suspected that this was a wind up!!! However, no fits of laughter ensued and I had to look and see if we had anything listed on the database..........the closest I could get was The Impotence Society helpline, which he took
The poor 
had to be fairly desperate to phone us and speak to a female operator
We all had a laugh about it..........cruel aint we?
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The Mayan Templar Posted Oct 11, 2004
wasn't your local radio station?...you could be a radio celebrity and dont know it
As for cruel...wicked is probably more accurate 
...........
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tsarina Posted Oct 11, 2004
well it could've been I guess but think they might've let on before the end of the call
Anyway, he rang back a couple of nights later asking for the same thing and by sheer chance he got me again I couldn't believe it
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tsarina Posted Oct 11, 2004
and yes..........I have been called wicked on more than one occassion
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The Mayan Templar Posted Oct 11, 2004
sounds like a gentleman of taste and discernment who was subtly asking your personal help with his problem...a helping hand so to speak ...............
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The Mayan Templar Posted Oct 11, 2004
Guilty but not sorry
How's your night going? Not long now! 
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tsarina Posted Oct 11, 2004
48 mins and counting then night off tonight and back in tomorrow night 
Men are never sorry when they're guilty 
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The Mayan Templar Posted Oct 11, 2004
I resemble that remark! everyone knows men cheat...but women lie!........................
Did you see my CONDUIT entry in the Telegram Game?
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tsarina Posted Oct 11, 2004
Ooooooh you been stretching your little grey cells on the Telegram Game.........must go and look at this
I NEVER lie might stretch the truth a bit sometimes tho
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