h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

not seen pic yet,,,,,,do I need sun glasses ? erm,I think I saw a pic on that ICQ thingy,,,,,a hen party or summat in Sheff ??........


do u know,THE WEDNESDAYS GOIN UP !!!!!!!

btw,,,,,,Cherry brandy's for old uns int it ??

erm,,,,that waynworld thingy to me looks,,,,,,,,,POOR...I had a look at when at library last week,,,,,,,,

WAYN, was something that someone sent me lol
you might not have got the pics, i sent them as one email :S
Am glad someone has something to cheer about, lol! Who the Ferk is Carlton Palmer.... Nah he a lovely chap....crowd at stags really gave him a warm welcome last time we went.
I still say u get off yer ass an buy them kids a puter! tight fisted git! i remember me mam asking u to pay me bus fares lol.
Ok, Mike is my paternal father, didnt know until about 4 years ago, the tart had an affair whilst brian was in prison. Am I ill now or just poor? well am a millonaire in waiting (mike is a self made millionaire) but I have been diagnosed as being a manic depressive (14 1/2 years with 2 abusive parents and then another 14 and a half with a pillock for a hubby, then new b/f ferkin around with best m8, put me in the nut house (as katie called it)

will send next bit when i think of it lol

Put on yer high heeled sneakers....cos we goine out tonite!

hi,,,only me,,,,so wot yer sayin is that the father who I knew isnt yer dad ?,,,,cos my memory not good,,,,,,,just off to library in 30 mins,,,,,,,gonna see some funny pics wot u upto then ?

High heeled sneekers ?,,,,,,where ya takin me ?,.....r u off away for the bank hols ?,,,Im bloomin workin,,,,,then a long summer cos cancelled hols to go away in November,,,av u ever been to Fuertaventura ? <<<<<< SIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZLE >>>>>

crikey,,,,,was that really you ?? you've grown !!!!.........lol.....Im sure them pics I saw on icq thingy u wernt as big ???,,,,oh,n btw,,,,,Im still no chippendale,can u remember me half in the niff ???.......

hi, thats really me, i look better when my hair isnt up, lol. Its the medication that makes me put weight on, and the fact that I am agrophobic makes more reason for the gain, Clive (hubby) says its contentment! the pic u saw before was my 30th birfday out in Mansfield, was also celebratin my divorce. Yes I remember u in the buff...u were my chippendale, but my Dad (brian) always said i didnt know how to hold on to a good thing. Yep the dad u remember isnt my natural father, although i call him Dad and Mike Pops. Does that make sense? sometimes to me it doesnt!

Doesnt Katherine remind u of a 14 year old u once knew? she is me in everyway, including the education bit.

Can I say Im sorry on here? will you ever forgive me? I know, different place, different time, different story, but did u ever stop to think about me as often as I did about you? mainly in the first few years, when things were really bad. They kicked me out the day before i was 16, finally said they couldnt deal with me anymore. You were my hope then, just for your forgiveness, at that time would have been enough. Wouldnt have been so bad if I hadnt lied, but I wanted to hurt you, as you hurt me! All I wanted was to have you, and we didnt do what was right, we didnt sort out stuff, otherwise I wouldnt have lost you.

Im glad that things are good between u n Gwen tho. I hope she treats you good and kind, and that she is everything I wasnt. Brian (brother) had 2 babies, the first was born in June 86, called him kristopher, and the second was called Ryan and was born in 95.

Im prattling on again, just remember there is someone somewhere, when things get low, that thinks about some funny summer days when a certain owl made her laugh, cry, love and share, something that I find hard to do somedays now.

Love me xx

Blimey,I dint realise about yer dad(Brian),,,,,N im sorry to hear of......if u wanna tell me more,tell me on yahoo addy as folk can see this whoever logs in !!!


I remember yer mum sayin to me that I had to eat all the trifle she made,I know I like my food but that trifle was,,,errrm,,,,,filling !!!!!..lol and yer dad(Brian) giving me that huge torch,n I asked wots it for ?,,,n he said,,"for u to see in the dark" !!!!!,,,,,,




N like I said b4,that was then,we were both young and wanted fun etc,,,,we shouldnt hold owt against each other.........life's all about learning n we should learn by mistakes,not that Im saying us getting together was a mistake,,,,its the fellow up in the sky who's guiding us !!!! ,,,,, I know u may think Im havin a go , but am not,,,,,,as a teenager we see things different than wot we do as adults,now yer gotta agree wiv that(????)as we both got teen kids.....


I hope I made sense wiv this post ??....


btw,,,,,Im in a brill mood at mo,,,,Owls in the play offs,,,,,,, eee I eee I o,up the football league we go,when we get to Cardiff,this is wot we'll sing,,,>>>>>>>>> WE R WEDNESDAY,WE R WEDNESDAY STURROCK IS OUR KING !!!!

ok gonna send mail to yahoo, will just keep it general here.
Lubs u as always

JoJo x

did I tell ya the Kylie,elton n robbie joke ?

no, does that mean ur gonna? lol

am watchin "when Saturday Comes" and laffing so much....accents and Sean Bean always remind me of you :p

dint yer dad work for brewery? am i remembering right?

Sean Bean, Sheffield accent an curly hair.....oh gawd....i fink i need a bath!

My dad was in that film,he was 1 of the workers at brewery,tho Sean Bean is a scum fan(blade)....

I met him (Sean Bean) whilst I was doing my Security training at scum, lol. and before you say it, I had to go, Just like I had to go to Notts Forest to do my Finance training! I miss the footie club, was like a big family really...Teddy Sheringham chased me down the corridor when i went for the team sheets lol...Wasnt there when Chapman was tho, I dont think anyway, was about 91, cos was b4 I had k8. Can you believe i am 34 today. flyin duck feathers batman, im feeling old!

"My old man said....so u can see in the dark...." he meant u should eat all yer carrots and not look into the torch...do u still have it?

xx Me

erm,,,scum as in sheff utd ?????????,,,,URRGGGHHHHH

N yeah I still got that torch,needs a huge battery !!...


Oh,n a belated happy birthday,soz tho,am not 1 to rememeber birthdays....so yer 34 n old....wait till ya get to 38.....

Im glad you still got the torch, and yes I mean sheff utd used to think of you often when i went into work, how u made me wait for a bus that never came lol! did a conference at the egg box about 5 years ago too, about school playschemes, i looked all posh in me big frock. was a good 3 days....lol

l n m u xx jj

ps. I started goin back now, next year i will be 33!

.....erm,,,big frock ?,,,,.....I dunno if I mentioned but wasnt to far from your area a few weeks ago,,,I went down to Cardiff,went m42 way,,,,,should I have waved ????

M5 Junc 2....brings u out at asda oldbury,we live not too far from there. I guessed you would have gone, and what a day out it musta bin...I didnt even get to watch it on the box, was raichy's birfemday weekend an we were busy doin family stuff.

Am gonna watch stags away at kiddy and dagneham and redbridge this year, as yet have no plans to go back to big gob land to watch them at home, although I do believe our lad Carlton has got the team back on their feet after the rollox up that keith curle made :|

U fuelled my football fever lol, most people I meet cannot believe that i love it sooo much lol. (mind it got me a few dates when I was single :p)

nobody is stopping u waving, except you. lol.

lnmu JJ xx

oooooooh forgotted
Am eating my sunday dinner (which I have to admit is one meal even i dont make a mess of!) and was remembering when yer mam bought out the yorky pud for starters! Had never had that before, we always ate ours with the main meal (I still do!)

Bernard Matthews turkey roast has always meant a lot to me too!!

JJ xx

where do ya go on hols anyway ?

we went to brean in Somerset for our vacation (clive and myself). Clive drives for a disability group, and instead of paying his expenses we get to rent the van cheaper. The Cider was nice

Had a lovely week. Our main vacation this year with the kids is in September, and we are off to Rhyl again...compulsory vacation with Nannie lol. Later, in October, we go to manchester to spend some time with Mom (Jillian) just before she goes home. Will email you later xx

lnmu x
JJ xx