h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi do you know when you smile or frown your eyebrows move up and down well instead of buying me a 4.99 eyebrow,ive found a catterpillar stuck it on and it wiggles up and down without the effort of smiling and frowning. only problem i have to walk about all day with a wet lettuce attached to my fringe. ive been to work today repairing a roof,got wet and cold going to be even colder tomorrow more but im a rufty tufty geordie (honest) ask trish i gave her 2pound to back me up. wrap up and keep warm g

with a sence of humour i see lmfao
trish got her hands full then m8 lmao
yer its got real cold here to im aving an early nite shattered lol

goodnight and beware of the wardrobe monster < and his spk l8r g

ive got my teddy bear to take wiv me m8 no to bite my bum lol hows trish im bored this evening got noone to talk to lol..

i aint got a teddy bear to take to bed ive got a rubber doll,i blew it up but it must have a leak coz it keeps on going down on me lol g i washed it last week. but my my 94year old neighbour was offended when i put it on the line to dry. so i put it in the tumble dryer. my head was in a spin when she cum out.i put her on the ironing board and tried to iron out her problems, but i just melted her heart,infact i melted all of her,the iron was too hot. what a mess ,she now needs plastic surgery,and i need a new iron g