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UMIST?
I see that Oxford is no longer in the top 4 universities. I now know why.

UMIST for 3 years and Manchester for 1. I sort of defected.

Have you come across a computing lecturer called John Daly?

To make this short and sweet, no.

Any reason in particular?

He's a mate I only see about once a year.

OK, I usually hung around the Medical School, not the MCC building.

Ah, I only know the place exists. Have you ever been to Tommy Ducks?

No.