h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So it means no sleep for the next six days then?

No, just an endless supply of coffee.

you can borrow some of my matchsticks if you want!

Most generous. Well, how did the leaving work party go. Not to drunk I hope.

oh I wish - i have got another week and judging by the amount of crap on my desk I have to say I think I will be doing the same as you!

I thought you quit yesterday. Or was I totally misguided as per usual.

I gave them two weeks notice - I feel a bit guilty cos they are losing grants officers left right and centre but that is due to the lottery really. Ok I don't feel guilty at all!

You should never feel guilty for telling the boss to stuff there job. Except if you didn't mean it.

yeah you are right as per usual No it was the wrong job for me and hopefully I am going to the right one. So what next after Friday?

Spend the entire weekend on the internet doing what the hell I like. I've still got no social life out side The Guide.

Oh poor babe! Well next time you are in London I will take you out and get you so drunk that you can barely stand!

OK, just the two pints than.

Blimey you are cheap!

I'm not built to drink beer, or infact any kind of booze. I enthuse abaout quaffing large quantities, but rarely actually drink any.

Alright then I will take you out fill you full of food, give you a small amount of drink and then put you on the train back home. How about that?

I don't mind drinking so much I'm comatose. It just won't take too long.

Food and drink would make more of an evening of it though.

well exactly otherwise it is all a bit brief. And you can bring Wellies if you want. You might not want to but you could.

I'm sure he will be very enthusiastic about that. Not sure if Sash would let him out though.

Well then it looks like it is you and me then. see you do have a social life outside the Guide!

Not yet I don't. Anyway, hoping not to offend, one person is not realy a social life, but it is a start.