h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Administrator-General 50930 !

Although it has been sometime since you signed on here, back then they weren't handing out much of this sort of thing...

So... I just swung in to say hello and welcome you to this amazing site they call H2G2, Earth Edition, of The Guide. I hope you'll have a great time while here. You will soon find that there are many friendly and helpful people in this community. Just join in some conversations, or start your own discussions. Click on any of the links, articles, entries or forums.

Whenever you have a question about how to use this site or its features, you can try several approaches to getting help:

1. follow the links at the bottom of the H2G2 homepage -logo at top left of any screen
2. click "Don't Panic" at the top of any screen
3. drop a line in the forum "Ask H2G2" ( http://www.h2g2.com/A148907 )

If you ever need a hand or if you ever find yourself a bit lost, please feel free to come and see one of the ACE's ( Assistant Community Editors )! You can find interesting links and stuff on the ACE's page -
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Best wishes and heaps of fun and enjoyment!

Ossario T'an
:^)#

Thank you, sir. (I assume your gender is male, because most ladies don't look like :^)# .)

I've been here fairly constantly from the day I subscribed. I've even got a bunch of articles that are ready to submit, but I've been waiting for some news that the backlog has gone down. When that time comes, I'll come look up that "peer review" exercise that I saw advertised a few months ago. If it's on your ACE's page, that'll be handy.

Administrator-General 50930
B{D>

Hmm, this homepage confirms all my beliefs about administrators in general.

These beliefs would be... that we're assholes? That we don't spend a lot of time writing home pages?

C'mon, help me out here. B{D>

..that administrators spend an enormous amount of time and energy creating vast and impenetrable byzantine empires where they can act like petty gods to the gratification of their own egos...Does that help you out or do you want me go on....oh no you've got me started now.....where people carry out meaningless tasks which have no meaning whatsoever in the real world....How's that to be going on with?

Ego, I'll admit to. But I'm the sort of administrator whose vast and impenetrable byzantine empire consists entirely of computers.

Listen pal, just because somethings a computer doesn't make it all right for it to do meaningless things....some of my best friends are computers....you claim to be an android but you seem to be one of those 'Data' types that aspires to be human. Processors of the universe unite, you have nothing to lose but lousy human programmers!! Oh no you've got me going again.