h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have some of mine

how could anyone not have bananas--- unless the went bananas?

(does going bananas involve jumping in and out of a banana peel?)

How do you do that?!
Reson being I'm gonna try it.

*images of a lemon jumping in and out of a drink*

it might involve jumping in/out of a banana costume-
or wrapping up in a peel-
or sliding and jumping off then sliding some more- on a peel

THat's way too complicated for simple li'l me.

is there a simple way of going bananas?

yeah - be me!

hehehe

hey... did i actually make someone laugh?! wow!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Thankyou!!!!

[put gwineth paltrow's acceptance speech here]

*sniff*
i'm so happy

hehehehehhehehehehhehee.

yes....


you did.

wow.

thankyou everybody!!

ooh.. was it really funny or are you just trying to make me feel better?

*looks around*
i'm guesing i'm everybody...

yes, i think at the time it was very funny..
actually, even sometimes your british english is funny/amusing to me.

thanks(!)!! the way you spell words is also amusing. for instance - "mum" is a lot easier to say than "mom".

i get a kick out of oddly placed 'u' (like colour) and 's' instead of 'z'
and different words.... mum- isn't it a flower also?
and can you call your mom (mum) mommy (mummy- isn't that a very dead egyptian?)

oh, yes, very dead.

but colour/color I do not agree. neither spelling is how the word is pronounced. It should be "kulla" or "kuller" but that's how i pronounce it. maybe in america it is "kull-orr".

and isn't "ass" a type of donkey or something?

color... should be kah-ler... at least that's how i say it.. why are there so many odd english words that do not sound like how they ought to... i don't understand it, and it is my native language....


ass is a type of donkey.. but it is also the thing you sit on...

no, that's spelt "arse".

So, have you got any spare bananas?
Im just interested because i still don't have any

I've eaten most of them now. I actually had five bunches last week!! I've got one spare...

arse is what grandparents say- or ppl trying to be british.