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Bananas are a particularly time bound fruit.

You also cannot keep them in your refridgerator.

What happens if you do? I'm too hidebound by convention to try it.

They are an excellent fruit for in-office tomfoolery.

You can pretend they are a gun.

you can peel them them saying 'one skin, two skin, three skin...'

And you can eat them in an amusing fashion that implies oral sex.

They are also an excellent source of potassium if you have the right equipment.


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