h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey Esti, I won't say anything else if u don't say anything else and hey where's my link???? Cool new page though, and by the way everyone - she is mad.........

Really, Asthmatic Enemy Of G-d.

Just to let you know i am 'lesbian pimp' which i ain't too happy about...i'm not a les u know.
I prefer the name 'Flippant She-Creature ' if u don't mind.

At least you're not a "big wicker ventriloquist"
Although seems 2 find it funny 2 call me an asthmatic enemy of God, which I don't really like and she won't shut up either.
Check your e-mail - I just replied 2 yours.

How about Dependable Skeleton.

you two crack me up--A certain teacher at our skool (a.j) came out as Grand Moff Puppeteer and Partially Formed Transformer!

Have you seen that advert on t.v for diet coke with this really fit bloke playing a guitar.Like ,Phwoaaar!

Anyway....Ali G's wu mane i Chocolatey Shatner,John Carter's is Tha 23rd Buchan,Noah Wyle's is the same thing,Fox Mulder is Officer Stinkah and Scully is Tha 23rd Buchan again,there seems to b a lot of those!
anyway,write me back,and get back in the party for bleeps sake!

that should of said: ali g's wu name is...
not whatever i wrote,soz peeps!

Ali G is Chocolatey Shatner
Nick Carter is Loose-Lipped Controller
Westlife, let me try that out (using Westlfe as the second name)....
Nicky=Sullen Choirboy
Bryan=Greasy Choirboy
Mark=International Cow
Kian=Sullen Choirboy
Shane=The Visible Choirboy

*laughs*
i typed in pamela anderson for a laugh and it came out as 'Dizzy Cow'
.Exactly.
Britney Spears=Spunky Musunderstood Genius
i typed in nat w = B*****d,B*****D HarbourMastah
it's a laugh...

aren't we just the grooviest peeps ever.We totally rock!
( 8 (I) =homer

hey est,while your in wu name land type in homer simpson!

homer came out as : Half-Cut Skeleton...

Half-Cut Skeleton?

Mr Burns is : Lazy-Assed Destroyer!

Sasha Baron Cohen was the lonely donkey kong!

Joanne Hammond is Big Gay Mule which i am v.pleezed about.
Just Jo Hammond is Cheeky Delinquent.
Miss Hammond is :Illegitamate Muslim Fundamentalist.

Whateva innit.

me is in da process of writin' anuva er storee 4 jeni X at da mo.I is gonna e mail it to ya jen.
Might take me a while but it is a cross between x files and er.
It's like something that would jhappen in da x files but set in county general if dat makes any sense.

keep writin'!

i typed in your dad's name esti and it said: Fiendish Observational Comedian.
.Suits him completely me tinks.

I know. My Mum is the same.
When I typed in my sister's name with her middle names as well, I spelt one wrong and it came out as Sheepish Lord Of Chaos.
Amazing how Miss Hammond came out as that as it really does suit her. How about Mr Crosskey? With Alan it came out as Optimistic Lyricist and Mr came out as Chocolately Shatner! Who else shall we try? Hang on, how about everyone in our class at school? Shall I try it now and bring it in tommorow?

*laughs hysterically*
you can try that if you want esti-if you want to know any other teacher's names just ask,i know most-dont ask how!
anyway...what happened to jeni?

What do you mean what happened to Jeni? She's been e-mailing me like mad today about Leo being in London.
Anyway, I'm just going over to Wu-Name to do all our class so see ya later!