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Post 1

Morris Miner

Since I'm off to sample the jolly delights of picturesque Devon for the weekend I'll sign off until Tuesday. I really can't wait first the 27 mile long traffic jam at Stonehenge, being stuck in the car with a resentful teenager who is going through her Freddie Kruger phase and a husband who will do nothing but winge. Should be heaps of fun, it'll be boiling hot on the journey and when we get there the heavens will open and it won't stop raining until about 2.00 am on Tuesday just in time for my return to work. Oh the joy of it!!!!!

Have a good weekend all.  


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Post 2

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Still, It's a break!!


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Post 3

Morris Miner

Yes Sid, break being the operative work. After 4 and a half hours stuck in a hot car with Freddie I wanted to break the little darling's neck!!!!!


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Post 4

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

You shouldn't talk about your husband like that!

Is your daughter at the I hate boys stage, or at the I must have boys stage...


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Post 5

Morris Miner

She's at the must have boys stage, you'd think they'd only just been invented.

He's going through the pre-senile dimensia stage, he went out to fill the car with petrol on Friday and took the van!!!!


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Post 6

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Sounds like a whacky household....


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Post 7

Morris Miner

They are very strange, except me of course I'm the only normal one in it (you can tell i'm normal by some of my forum entries).

Even the cat's got a death wish, every time you drive up it runs in front of the car! And as for the parrot it stand in the corner of it's cage all day muttering and swearing to it's self!!!


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Post 8

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Now I wonder who taught it to swear!!?


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