h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think you need to stand there 15 weeks, 4 days, 3 hours, 15 minutes, 25 seconds.. Exactly.

So subtract the time you've been standing there, multiply by 12, add 100, divide by 2, subtract 50, divide by 6 and blow out the candle.

lol! And the best part of that answer is that I can have fun coming up with questions to ask on my home page to which that could be the answer...

Heehee..

"What is 42?

I dunno.. let's try this test...

Hmm... Multiply by 12, add 100, divide by 2, subtract 50, divide by 6

Aha! 42 is 42!"

Aha!! Since we divide by two in the middle, we then subtract and divide by half of what we multiplied and added by before. Wooohooo!! I figured it out!!

Ahem. Anyway...the funniest bit could be the 15 weeks etc. then blow out the candle. There are birthday jokes, sex jokes, and I'll bet B5 jokes all waiting to be connected with that punchline...

Glad to offer the sacrif^H^H^H^H^H^Hfodder for your jokes.