h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello there just wandering about the halls while attempting to get woke up enough to get ready for work and thought i would drop in to say hello
monsy

Go back to bed.
No one will miss you at work today ( or am I talking out of my hat? )

if only it were that easy
unfortunately i am the backbone of the office and if i am not there everything comes to a grinding halt
ugghhh!!!! why me???
ahhh, that's ok though, i get friday off to make up for it
monsy

If there is no rest for the wicked, I presume you must be a little bit naughty, having limited rest at pre-determined times

me? naughty? never
*adjusts halo atop horns*
monsy

Sorry, I didn't mean to shock you.
It was just a little misplaced speculation

so do tell......what is POZ??
monsy

It's either:
a) President of Zaire
b) Part of a Zebra
or
c) A childhood nickname I never grew out of.

You decide

i would say a childhood nickname you never grew out of
at least that would be my luck
monsy

Nice guess, but I am in fact
a rather messy part of a zebra
At least that's the way I've been feeling
recently after a few too many
seasonal celebrations

the messy part of a zebra huh? oh my! it couldn't be that bad now can it??
monsy