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The Miracle of the Bathroom
Iron Started conversation Jul 7, 1999
People may ponder how birds fly, boats float and how Bruce Forsyth still manages to get work but I feel the most contentious issue of today is how come everybody looks soooo much better in the bathroom, or to be more specific the bathroom mirror? I Personally put it down to the lighting, but why only in the bathroom. I propose that everybody whenever their single and out to meet someone should wear a portable light (much like the miners variety) and a small vanity mirror positioned directly in front of the face with thus the light reflecting directly onto the mirror, this would render every user beautiful and attractive. Although of course you would have to get past the stigma of looking like a 1st class twerp. Just an idea! Ian Broome
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