h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello BenBen,
You really must get online more often, I know it's kinda tricky, what with that work thing getting in the way all the time. By the way, everything must be Ok with the little woman as I haven't heard from you. I am taking this as a good sign. Therefore, I told you so! I hope anyway! Catch ya later.
GiGi

What do you expect? I work all day from 9 til ???? never get a chance to wipe my....well I do and then my work suffers, the network goes down - unfortunately for me the state of cybersex is not at that stage of inuendo, then I have to go out and spend loads of time and/or money doing crazy things like rotting my liver and kidneys in social events akin to the annual Scottish Rugby clubs night out after payday......

Then, I go back to work, or feel like I should on the weekend, I enjoy it really, 'cause I don't have my own interface @ home yet, but when I do - it shall be Glorious!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Benben,
Chill, I was only pulling your..... Just to get a reaction looks like I did. Oh, It's a tough life being you! Nevermind, when it all catches up with you, you'll understand. My god, that was patronising, do excuse me, but this friend of mine has got me into bad habbits. I'm sure you'll understand.
GiGi