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I can't help noticing you collect these...

You owe one each to me and Xanatic.

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RF

Here you are then, you can have this one.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/world/2007/alan_johnston/default.stm


Apology accepted.
Xanatic is well enough equipped to speak for himself.

I'm waiting for one from you.

Or are you just a child abductor?

RF

Well you won't be getting one.
You have caused enough trouble here in the past.

No I am not a child abducter.
I came here to help and all I get is a lot of abuse from people like you who forget what they said when they were drunk.

There are hundreds of people out there who have been depressed by people like you and Xanatic.

What the heck are you on about? You accuse me and Xanatic of being a child abductors, then say "all I give you is abuse"?

You are the one doing the abusing. Look in a mirror.

RF

I frequently look in the mirror.
I don't think you should go around abusing people.

Have you met my brother?

Some of the remarks you made last night were completely insensitive.

Would you like me to command a full enquiry of these messageboards or would you prefer to meet a policeman/policewoman?