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Posted Aug 7, 1999
A fine thing is a book. You can read them, rip them, use them to fuel you fire . . . as long as it's not the bible. But do read the bible. Anyway . . . where was I? Oh, yes fish. 
Wonderous creatures. Scales are shiny. Come to think of it, I still haven't put my fish Fenny made for me up here . . . sorry! I think I'll go do that now!
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Nifty Junk
Posted Jul 10, 1999
<~ That is fish! (Audience: Oooh, ahh!) You got it! Now, does everybody know what fish sticks are? (Aundience: solemn nods) Good, good. Here in my so called 'daily' editorial page I'll just sorta blather on a whole bunch and you'll just need to sit tight and keep your chins up! Am I right? (Audience: Correct-doo!) And now to some sort of a point here . . . nifty junk . . . know what I think are nifty keen beans? FRENCHFRIES! Yes! And McDonalds fries are the best. Know what isn't nifty keen beans? Auto saftey! Basically a whole load of worksheets to numb your mind and gruesome videos that make you want to never ever get in a car EVER again! Whee! Raise your hand if you've seen Red Asphalt! C'mon, don't be shy! You in the back! MOO with me! Ahh, you're a phoo-phoo head! And you ain't seen nuttn' yet, allstar! Get your game on, get paid! I saw Red Asphalt *TWO* Kakakaka! Somebody once asked: "Could you spare some change for gas? I need to get away from this place." I said, "Yep what a concept I use a little fuel myself. And we could all use a little change . . ." It's better I wrote in my journal attall! Tata!
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