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Atticus
Posted Jul 4, 1999
Chapter Notes To Accompany "TO SLAP A WILDEBEEST ABOUT A BIT."
The Previously Unreleased Sequel To Harpur Lees much acclaimed "TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD." By Tom Lagden.
CHAPTER ONE. Following the trial Atticus decided to paint his bathroom and become a bird impressionist. He was unhappy for months after Miss Maudie's collection of erotic paper bags blew away but after throwing up on Boo Radleys’ pyjamas Scout cheered him up by setting fire to his ears and writing "Mustard" on his chin. Having irrationally replaced all Jem's shirts with French fashion magazines Dill got mistaken for a herb and was taken away by Heck Tate for mimicking a seal. Atticus found a Wildebeest in his briefcase.
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