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hey, i think your really cool, and the best person alive. (talking to myself, it may seam sad to the outsider but no-one else talks to me!)

it made me sad to think nobody talks to you, you sound perfectly sweet to me! then i realized how utterly cool it is, that you aren't hanging out long faced, waiting for some net head to give you affirmation - you're out here grabbin' some positive respect for yourself, that's a really cool thing!
and people like to talk to really cool people who do really cool things....like believe in themselves. just a word of encouragement from someone who thinks you deserve respect! best to ya!

Thanx for all that cool encouragement. and i'm glad to see that cool people like you are going round giving cool people like me all this well needed help and advise, two final comments - 1) my help service is now up and running so if you need help just contact me.
2) you should consider letting Glendor into your life, she really can help.
thanx again,
High Priest of Glendor

hey High Priest of Glendor! wow, if anyone needs help, it's
probably me! my husband is taking off for a month or two,
it's a great way to get some space to see how bad we miss
each other, but it sure leaves me short on income! he's going
to be livin' on the plastic, and travel the country (since he never
has traveled alone, and i've traveled extensively alone and with
friends for most of my adult life, so i'm glad he gets the chance!)
anyway, it's about time i stayed home and take care of our five
cat kids for a change... i've also lived alone a lot and he never
has, so it'll be quite an experience for both of us! i'm kinda
scared, and kinda stoked!

don't mind me i'm going to slip into my phyco analist,
i'm picking up a lot of fear and angsiaty in your message, what u must do is feel your way round this problem slowly. you say that you have been away before without him. whats the diffrence now except he's away from you. if money does turn out to be a bigger problem then expected just take out a loan, or borrow from a friend. if i was in your possition i would be excited, your going to be alone for a long time, think of all those things that u never get round to doing, now u can compleat them. you can go roung to your mates all the time without anyone getting annoyed with u comming back late and waking them up or something. this is a chance for your freedom once more. i think it is great that he is going to explore the country, and you should also be happy for him ( You have to make him send you a postcard from every place he goes! doctors orders!!!)
i hope this short session has helped, if you need more contact me + be a bit more speciffic on the problem YOU have because from your last message i basically got the stroy not the dilema.
HPoG
Thanx for calling, hope this helps.

Wow! Another High Priest on h2g2!

Just one question though...what's a Glendor?

hi archangel,
Glendor is the top God (like the mythical Zeus) , She origanaly was the chicken God but she worked her way up the ranks and now is the boss. The church of Glendor tries to bring the word of Glendor to all without preeching. It's difficult but we do our best. Glendor is a wonderfull, kind, and selfless god. If you want more infomation go to this forum
"Egg's /Chickens & other info on such birds "
( http://www.h2g2.com/A107966 )
if you need any more help or just want a chat contact me!
HPoG

Hi your Hi-ness,

So, how you been? Has your sheila returned from Paris yet and if she has, did she have a good time and are you cheered up now that she is back? Did she send you postcards, or letters, and were you lucky enough to get a pressie or two? Have you been to Paris? Take care,

Walter.

hey walter,
no post card nor a pressent, well nothing material anyway. I'm happier now, but were having a bit of difficulty coz were both really busy so it's hard for us to meet, but were doing ok, u got a girl? if so, how is she. Sorry for being silent for a couple of days - i had business.
HPoG

Hi Hi-Priest,

Oh, that's good things are back to more or less normal. Yes, I gotta woman, she is the best thing since to happen to me since Colchester United got to the fifth round of the FA Cup. Absence is often good for lovers, it really is true that absence makes the heart grow fonder and because you are not in each other's pockets all the time there is less chance you will get bored with each other, or have arguments etc. I reckon a lot of relationships turn sour because the couple spend TOO MUCH TIME together. My lady is away this weekend, and she is going to be away again for most of next week, so I miss her already and there is more days apart to come, so I think I know how you feel. Anyway, you are still quite young, and what with women, and business, and helping and advising other people you must be very busy - be sure to leave some time for yourself that you can spend doing exactly what YOU want in just the way you want.

Walter