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Fluke Started conversation Jul 31, 1999
Recently I noticed that you joined the league of superheroes on h2g2. Are you still interested in this? You see, I've been sent by Evil Giraffe, and if you are still fighting for good, then, er, I'm going to have to sort of kill you.
No offense or anything, you sound like a nice enough person (gaaa), but evil is as evil does, and that involves being evil.
Alternatively, you could join the forces of Evil. Our tea is very good, in an evil way. Remember, 'the wages of sin are death', but the hours are good.
Join the dark side, yahahahahahahahaha!
(And if you do choose to convert to Evil, as you should, you might want to change your name to something like, um, 'Stamen', maybe?)
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Fluke Posted Aug 2, 1999
You haven't replied for a day, therefore I assume that my evilness has made you cease to exist.
I claim this page as another victory for Evil!
Yahahahahahahahahaha!
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