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Lochangel Posted Sep 2, 1999
No I was out on a girly night out! Which was very girly and consisted of ...... hmmm perhaps not.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 2, 1999
Let me guess... noodles? 
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Lochangel Posted Sep 2, 1999
there were pork dumplings, alcohol and some other things as well ..... one of which was whipped cream. And there was a fight.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 2, 1999
.......A fight. Blimey, these girly nights out... who won?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 2, 1999
Was it a hair pulling nail scratching fight, or were fisticuffs involved?
Was the fight over whipped cream, or did it involve whipped cream?
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Lochangel Posted Sep 2, 1999
no it was the two blokes in front of me in the queue for tickets at Charing Cross!!! The whipped cream was on the coffees!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 2, 1999
Still, noodles, whipped cream, alcohol, and free street entertainment thrown in - sounds like a good night!
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Lochangel Posted Sep 2, 1999
actually we spent a lot of time discussing an article in Shine Magazine entitled "Satisfy me now! Harder! Faster! Better! Oh yes, he can really be an action man!".
Which was nice.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 2, 1999
..............Well, Sidney?
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Lochangel Posted Sep 2, 1999
He could be dead!!! *listens for a heartbeat* oh blimey I can't hear anything!!! Help!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 2, 1999
Uh-oh.... Lochy, you'll have to give him mouth to mouth resuscitation...
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Lochangel Posted Sep 2, 1999
I told you I am not doing that love-rat thing any more.
Oh ok - *prepares to give Sid the kiss of life*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 2, 1999
If that doesn't bring him round, I don't know what will!
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Lochangel Posted Sep 2, 1999
*takes a deep breath and goes for it*
Time for a little cardiac massage I think!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 2, 1999
I thought you weren't doing that love-rat thing anymore? Oh... you mean cardiac massage on Sid?
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Lochangel Posted Sep 2, 1999
EV - I have told you before it is strictly platonic on this site - now can you check for a pulse?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 2, 1999
Okay... mine, yours or Sid's? Sorry... *checks Sid's wrist* There's something there, but it's very feint...
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- 41: Lochangel (Sep 2, 1999)
- 42: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 2, 1999)
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- 47: Lochangel (Sep 2, 1999)
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