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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 18, 2000
Awwwwwwwww thanks!!!
I do luv your scent 
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Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! Posted Dec 18, 2000
I am not wearing perfume.
I did take a shower after my last ride on the seahorse.
I made sure I removed my chain-mail bikini first though.
Wouldn't want that to go rusty now, would I?
~Seven~
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 18, 2000
*produces a can of WD40*
Oh... I don't know!
Squeeky chain mail would be quite a novelty!
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Dec 20, 2000
*Kicks Sidney's door in with a viloent move of left leg*
AHAAAAAA! So THIS is where you...
*Door slams wall and bounces violently back in Dunstable's face.*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 20, 2000
Whaaaaaaaa!!!!
It's the Duke!!
And he's still mad with little old me!
*I knew there was a reason I put an auto door closer on that door*
Ha!
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Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! Posted Dec 20, 2000
~stands protectively by Sid's side~
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 20, 2000
Stand back fair maiden, for we will have no Duke trouble here!
Me and his Dukeness have an understanding.... just watch your purse dear Seven, for when he awakes he will have it away!
*opens door and see the Duke still flat on his back*
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Dec 21, 2000
*Holds hand over flooding nose*
Right! Another reason for me to do you in! Right! Right! I shall now rise and tear your body up in tiny pieces and scatter them for all the winds of heavens!
*Moaning and puffing and panting the Duke of Dunstable assumes a vertical position*
Right! Where was I? Right, you were in that lady's chambers, I've forgotten the tart's name. And this while having an understanding with my daughter. Right! I will now thrash you within an inch of your life.
*Shakes massive shoulders to loosen up stiffnes about the muscles*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 22, 2000
Take that back you bounder!!
How dare you use such braisen language in front of dear Seven!
The misty maiden you are refering to Duke was Venus in Cider, now know as Cookie!
If you hadn't have disturbed us her cottage examining her etchings, I could have been well and truly sorted by now!!
*Sid looks into Seven's eyes with a glint*
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Dec 22, 2000
Oh yes? Well, come here boy, and I'll sort you up good. Where would you like me to keep your intestants?
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Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! Posted Dec 26, 2000
Sid, are you ~sure~ you wouldn't like me to *sort out* The Duke?
No-one threatens ~my~ Sidney Kidney!
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Dec 27, 2000
Oh, dear! Sid!!! Do you know what Seven has done? Oh, I can't ~bear~ to watch!!! http://www.h2g2.com/F52250?thread=73198&post=787227
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 27, 2000
Im.... Im... speachless!! 
I thought she only had eyes for me...
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Dec 27, 2000
Eh?
She HAS!
She has gone to the dungeon to take some punishment, for something she thinks she has done...!
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