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Important message for the late S Kidney
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Dec 2, 1999
Sid, as an Assistant Community Editor, I demand that you come back here and explain yourself!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 2, 1999
*ringing from his mobile*
"I can't come back EV, my tickets only one way.
I had to do it... I can't keep up the pretence anymore, it's all got too hard to sustain the mask" *BEEP BEEP BEEP* "I've gotta go now, theres another call coming in......"
Important message for the late S Kidney
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 2, 1999
Pretence? Mask? What are you talking about?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 6, 1999
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
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*ring ring*
Sid, I know you're there, answer the phone!
*ring ring*
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*ring ring*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 6, 1999
*Sid hears his phone ringing and pulls it out of his pocket*
Mmmmmmm.... who's this..... No number ID?
*press green button*
Hello.... who is it..... you will have to speak-up, it's very noisey here.....
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 6, 1999
Sid? Sid, can you hear me? It's me, EV... hello? It's a very bad line... where are you? That postcard you sent was blank on the other side... hello? Hello?
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Dec 8, 1999
Dear? Did you hear that, dear? There are some fellas talking on the same line! Dang this bleeding phonecompany for not being able to keep the lines private! Get off you others, who ever you are! I'm having a conversation with my wife!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 8, 1999
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Dec 8, 1999
No no dear, that wasn't me saying s**t, it was somebody...Yes, I know I said "s**t" NOW, but that was just to say that it wasn't me that said it the FIRST...Yes, yes, I said it again...Yes, I'm sorry...No, I am bloody well NOT going to wash my mouth with soap and...Hello? Hello? Dear?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 8, 1999
Hello? Hello? Yes, I'd like to report a fault on my telephone line... pardon? A butcher's shop? No, I don't have the wrong number, this is the number I always dial. You must be in the wrong building... hello? Hello?
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Dec 8, 1999
Thomas? Is that you? Look, could you check this line for me? It seems some...Hello? Oh. I'm terribly sorry, mr. Clinton. It seems I got the wrong number. Can I offer you this cigar as a "forgive me"...Hello? Hello? Hello?
Pah! Can't the guy take a joke?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 8, 1999
*produces two flags from nowhere and spells out "SID ARE YOU THERE" in semaphore*
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Mrs V Posted Dec 8, 1999
A tearstained face peeps round the door...
Are you *sob* sure *Hic* that *cry* he's not coming back?? *waaaaahhhh* , Ok, I'll just lie down over here and cry then... *Her body is wracked with misery*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 8, 1999
There, Sidney, now look what you've done! *puts a comforting arm around Helena*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Dec 8, 1999
*using the latest gamma low light vision eye scopes, Sidney scans the horizon looking for the faint red lazer datums to enable him to setup his satellite navagation dish*
What the..... who's that nutter......is that.... is that you EV?
Ehhh!......"SID ARE YOU THERE".... well I'll be dammed!
*waves frantically back at EV*
Bugger, without the low light vision eye scopes, he hasn't got a hope in hell of seeing me.
Important message for the late S Kidney
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 8, 1999
I wonder if Sid saw my semaphore message.... probably not. Ah well.
Important message for the late S Kidney
The Duke of Dunstable Posted Dec 9, 1999
Maybe you should try that with some slightly bigger papers than those post-it notepapers?
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Apr 7, 2003
Ha! I just got an email from the editors saying they had censored a posting I did to this thread on December 8, 1999! They included the stuff they had edited out in the mail, and in my opinion it wouldn't offend a victorian little old granny.
This place, I don't know...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Apr 7, 2003
*cough* *choke* *splutter*
Blimey, the dust in here. 
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Important message for the late S Kidney
- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 2, 1999)
- 2: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Dec 2, 1999)
- 3: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 2, 1999)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 6, 1999)
- 5: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Dec 6, 1999)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 6, 1999)
- 7: The Duke of Dunstable (Dec 8, 1999)
- 8: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Dec 8, 1999)
- 9: The Duke of Dunstable (Dec 8, 1999)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 8, 1999)
- 11: The Duke of Dunstable (Dec 8, 1999)
- 12: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 8, 1999)
- 13: Mrs V (Dec 8, 1999)
- 14: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 8, 1999)
- 15: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Dec 8, 1999)
- 16: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 8, 1999)
- 17: The Duke of Dunstable (Dec 9, 1999)
- 18: Mrs V (Dec 9, 1999)
- 19: The Duke of Dunstable (Apr 7, 2003)
- 20: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Apr 7, 2003)
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