h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, aren't you sure of your abnormality... Kid, you're right- there are very few like you out there, (I've been there)... but don't become disheartened, there are others... However, don't go around talking about how abnormal you are, or when you find others, they will ignore you. That is all.

Why is reading books so unusual for a normal person?

No no no! You've got it wrong. If your abnormal, then more people will be interested in the not-quite-so-boring-stuff that you have to say.

Well you picked a good name anyway.....

And you did misspell it. It's homocidAL.

I'll remember that homocid, homocidal, homocidal, homocidal

Isn't it Homicidal? Two 'I's rather than two 'O's.

Sorry to be pedantic.

Thanks for that I think!!!

Sorry, must have been thinking: we're homo sapien sapiens so that means that we are HOMOcidal.

aaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhh

You can never read too much!
I don't think you can anyway!

You don't sound that freaked out! Lots of people I grew up with are probably just like you, including myself!

oh ok er......... you know people that have tryed to summon subberci

Well er... No, You got me there!
So who is this subberci? And why would you want to summon him/her?

succubi are a type of demon that will do any thing you want which can be extreamaly useful of extreamaly diblityating, oh they also resemble exquisitly attractive young women.

You must be a brave kid to want to summon a Succubis.... They are actually pretty evil! Damn sexy, but still evil!
How do you know It will do anything you want!

The thing is, a succubus WON'T do what you want, she will do what she wants (which usually involves making passionate love to you so she can steal your soul)

Doesn't sound like a bad deal to me!
Go for it, so long and thanks for all the !

ya see the problem is there are very few books of ultimate power open to the general public thus making this task very difficult,

Oh, I see. Well, I'm going down to Islington Central Library a bit later, so I'll have a look and see if they've got one.
If you do manage to summon up a succubus, don't forget to come back and let us know how your blind date went!

I diddn't think sex made you go blind(of course I could be wrong)