h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Then they went and pawned

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The whole thing in lieu of a modem.

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The range of a Lim'rick is endless

Though its lines remain straight and quite bendless

Scantion will suffer

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But could maybe recover. . .

Well at least we've been keeping offendless.

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Taking a line at a time

Can sometimes dismember a rhyme

So keeping in tune

And being a loon

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Should help the rhyme climb to its prime

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From the top of the Empire State Building

I could see the Chrysler's shielding


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As I perched on the ledge

I could make out a hedge

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But the car took my spit without yielding

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A dredded young surfie from Paihia (Pronounced Pie- He- Ah)

Heard thus from a Redneck, "Yeehaa!"

What's this noise?


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He asked with poise

Came the reply "It's just some sheila!"

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There was a bloke from Wagga Wagga

Whose exploits sparked this saga

But no one was there