h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Once swallowed a waiter named Fred

Finished with a belch


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And a fart that went squelch....

Or was it the waiter instead?


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I was just talking to Peta


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And drinking some Sweet Amaretta

when suddenly I heard a grunt

Oh, lets not be blunt


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As Peta is feeling a lot better.

Ben: (For next time) Ender Starts over.

I once knew a bloke from down under

Whose trousers were split all assunder.

(sorry for not starting over)

A cold wind a howling



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Prevented him fouling...

His shirtfront with a chunder


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This forum's so large

And they don't even charge

so we keep on writing lines

And avoiding the felines


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And mopping up the discharge

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There was a young waitress called Bob

her boyfriends name was Rob


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He was a very handsome guy

Though sometimes he was sly


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