h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If a new researcher were to ask me how to get the best from this site, I would say, “Go for it, and enjoy the experience”.

There are literally hundreds of people to meet and talk with on hootoo. One of the great strengths of hootoo is the diversity of people who become researchers. Just keep looking, sooner or later you will come across some one or some subject which you will find enthralling. Don’t be shy, jump in and join the conversation, that’s why we are here to talk, and in some cases talk and talk and talk .

As you become more confident experiment with GuideML on your Personal Space; it’s not complicated once you have studied it for a while. Using GuideML can really add to the enjoyment of hootoo. Have a browse round other researches pages, you’ll see some great sites.

Make good use of your ACEs, a great bunch of people, who will be only too willing to pass on their knowledge; I would not have dipped my toes in to GuideML with out their kind assistance; many thanks to Feisor - F.E.I.S.O.R. - aka U38014 (but not in polite society) and lil .. ACE/Scout..[Goddess and Keeper of Rob the Carpet. Carer of the Mascot of S.H.A.D.O.W] .

Enough talk, now go enjoy yourselves.

OH! Just one word of warning ... it's addictive ... you've been warned!

That is just about right I would say.

*giggles*


We did try to warn him!!






lil xx

Yes lil

not very hard though


did we

no not at all hard

he..he..he..

*giggles*

Nope!!


Now he will never find the way out!!



lil xx

INFAMY, INFAMY, YOU’VE ALL GOT IT IN FER ME!

YOU HOOTOO s.

H2G2 should come with a Government Health Warning


Clip (Only a shadow of the man I once was)

He is traped in the laberinth

caught in the complex web that is H2G2


fated to wander the web in search of the elusive Guide Entry


He will lerarn wont he

He's being sucked in by those Eddies


I never did trust those Eddies... Who called them all the same name

Eddies
.......Eddiestors
.............Editors

I thought they were safe

No one is safe

I shall search out the “Evil Eddies” and smite them with a single blow from my trusty keyboard.

Then the walls of the “Guide Entry” will crumble before me.

Clip_per will break free to bathe in the light of freedom once more.

You wish, thou shalt ever be free again

Oh!! You are free in here.. just not free to leave!!

You hellish hounds from the dark side of hootoo may bind my hands, shackle my flesh,
but my mind shall always be free … free … do you hear. s hysterically.

*taps the potential of his mind*


'Tap'

'Tap'

'Tap'


*reply is heard*

'thud'
'thud'
'thud'

I hear you knocking but you can’t come in!

I’ve had a dream … OH! Lord … I’ve had a dream!

…deep in my heart I do believe
I shall over come some day …

Yeah!! You're already here!!


Just one look.. that's all it took, yeah.. Just one look..

You ... you ... hootoo Medusa you

*giggles*

… for we hold these truths to be self evident … Health, Happiness and the pursuit of LIBERTY…!

If I should fall in the pursuit of Liberty, others will take up the banner; the fight for independence from the addictive grip of Hootoovians will carry on>

…Just like the tree standing by the river side, We shall not be moved …