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Big ol' Evil G is back!

Post 1

Evil Giraffe

Time to gather your 'heroic' pals!


Big ol' Evil G is back!

Post 2

Vestboy

don't worry Duke - I'm here!
*Squares chin, cubes vest and stretches arms to the power of 4*


Big ol' Evil G is back!

Post 3

The Duke of Dunstable

*Duke leans, with wrinkled nose, towards Evil G.*

Uhm, Vestie... Wanna borrow some of my deodorant?


Big ol' Evil G is back!

Post 4

Vestboy

What flavour is it?


Big ol' Evil G is back!

Post 5

The Duke of Dunstable

It says on the back: "Carbon monoxide/Lime".


Big ol' Evil G is back!

Post 6

Vestboy

Go on then, I'll give it a go - so long as I can rub some on the vest.


Big ol' Evil G is back!

Post 7

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

But does it leave unsightly white marks?


Big ol' Evil G is back!

Post 8

Vestboy

Siddley! Welcome back to the thread.
*Reads side of bottle (lips moving all the time) "Guaranteed to leave white marks at no extra cost."*
Nope!


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