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Little Lost Mammoth Posted Nov 17, 2011
*a 
steps out of the Roslin insitute, a fairly young mammoth freshly cloned*
Not that he knows he's a mammoth yet. He has found the first animal that he saw after being cloned and has decided that it is his mother, and that he is one of them.
Hello.
*purr purr*
'Nice to meet you all?'
He knows that he should rub his head against the ankles of new people, and they will probably feed him. After all that's what his foster mother said.
But how can that work when there ankles are so far away?
Humm.
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Little Lost Mammoth Posted Nov 17, 2011
The peers carefully at the winged horse..
*puurrrrrrrrrrr*
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Mrs Zen Posted Nov 17, 2011
Um.
That is slightly creepy, actually.
Oh bob..... what have we done?
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Mrs Zen Posted Nov 17, 2011
Indeed it is, if you are a 
.
Um.
I am not sure how to ask this nicely but ... how big *are* you exactly?
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Little Lost Mammoth Posted Nov 17, 2011
Holds up trunk to shoulder - about that high. ->
Much bigger than all the other cats.
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Mrs Zen Posted Nov 17, 2011
Um... -love, I don't know how to say this, and it might be a bit of a shock, but you aren't a ....
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Little Lost Mammoth Posted Nov 17, 2011
That would explain why I am about 100x the size of them, and what this, useful appendage seems to be.
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Little Lost Mammoth Posted Nov 17, 2011
*Peers at street sign*
No, I'm definately in Edinburgh.
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Nov 17, 2011
That's worse....
...in addition to hairy clansmen, we now have hairy s to contend with...
Where's William Wallace when you need him? A45561224
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Baron Grim Posted Nov 17, 2011
Well, I guess we don't need to name the as there's no point in naming an animal that won't come when you call it. 
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Nov 17, 2011
Yeah. How to stick people with songs without a word...
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Little Lost Mammoth Posted Nov 17, 2011
What about Tiddles. I had a friend called Tiddles when I was a young mammoth.
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